cryptopsy

A Band From Montreal, Quebec Canada.
known for they're thrash metal sound of the late 80's early 90's and even now they sound more thrash then most bands.

Man, that show Cryptopsy put on last night was great!

by Jimbo October 22, 2003

Cryptopornography

1. The action of being on a FaceTime call, skype, or any other form of video call and attempting to have sexual intercourse through the screen. Usually results in awkward moaning, licking of the camera, and possible cock and ball torture.
2. A porno that has a real plot, yet ends in hot sexy time.

"Hey babe, we should try some cryptoporn together"
"Sure hottie, just slip that phone in that coochie"
"moan, moan, uh, uh"
"this cryptopornography shit smacks no cap cuh"

by joshsmacks May 20, 2019

cryptophile

one who loves crypts unsketchily

Melissa has this strange obsession with tombs, she's such a cryptophile

by Dezzy <3 March 12, 2008

cryptopsy

This is what a male does when his pussy picks up and leaves.

I cryptopsy no to leave me but she still did.

by Littleone October 21, 2003

CryptopsyBodom

a skilled DDR player in the midatlantic area. Has over 200 AAAs

CryptopsyBodom has a lot of AAs

by UnknownDidderPlayr November 14, 2004

craptooodle

word often used to describe the feelings of a person towards something unknown. can be commonly used as a word to replace a word, when in absence of a word.

i love craptooodle?
yo, i talked to craptooodle lastnight.
let's craptooodle!

by bob knob the third September 26, 2005

craptography

1) The ability to write words and/or sentences by using someone's crap. Usually craptographer develop their own encrypted "crap code" (e.g. writing with bad-smelling excrements implies a sense of disgust towards those sentences).

2) Used when someone's writing skills are very poor.

1) My sister developed her craptography skill in her college's bathrooms.

2) I can't tell the difference between a "a" and a "o"! This was written a *beep*ing craptographer!

by cacaro July 1, 2008