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Crafting sickness

When one is unable to come into work on account of being suddenly too ill to work, when in reality they're unable to pull themselves away from minecraft.

Usually, this illness only lasts a single day, though it may be prolonged by large updates or exciting posts from the word of notch.
"Dave called in sick today."
"The flu?"
"Crafting sickness more like."
"Fuck... speaking of which, you made anything new lately?"
"Nope, too much wife aggro to get anything done in the world"
"Sucks for sure..."
by caidicus September 26, 2011
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image crafting

Consuming social media and feeling depressed about yourself because everyone else's life looks better than yours on the internet.

This doesn't necessarily mean you have a boring life, you're just not on vacation right now like 5% of your facebook friends posting photos and showing off.

This also goes along with Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, YouTube etc
Sally: OMG my life sucks, look at this insta photo of my friends at the beach.

Simon: Bitch you don't barely know those fools, they just on vacay where they're probably freezing and they got sand everywhere. They're just image crafting.
by nic knut October 14, 2013
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Cranking one out

I'm cranking one out
by nightwing6789 September 14, 2012
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Cranking 90s

When a song from the 90s comes on the radio and you crank up the volume Knob.
Cranking 90s? What the Fuck do these kids know about the 90s?
by sadmath December 6, 2019
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cranking

To be using the specific drug crank, see Crystal Meth.
He couldn't see straight cuz he was cranking.
by jim_witness September 29, 2005
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cranking

To Have Rough Sex With Someone.
He was absolutley Cranking that bitch!
by phazel14 October 31, 2007
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cranking some hendy

1.The act of performing one or more sexual acts in a public place.

2.Receiving sexual satisfaction from a celebrity while in their line of business, such as on a movie set with an actor.
1."My girlfriend and i were recently at a benihana for our anniversary and she was totally 'cranking some hendy' under our section of the table

2."i saw Tom Cruise at Warner Bros. Studios today and he was cranking some hendy on the set for Mission Impossible 4 with Katie Holmes!"
by TheVBeffect January 2, 2012
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