Greg 1: did you hear that Craig took our territory in West Virginia?
Greg 2: GREG IS AN ARMY GREG IS A FAMILY WE ARE POSSIBLY A CULT WE WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED
Greg 2: GREG IS AN ARMY GREG IS A FAMILY WE ARE POSSIBLY A CULT WE WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED
by I am truly Greg. January 18, 2020
a short arse who love shagging his own granny...for money! he usually helps his grandad with the gardening and picks his bumhole at the same time. he can also be relied on to provide other men with genital warts, often polleys.he gets scobied by other men regularly while getting another man to shove his dick in his face, often hangs about with men who like to macinally after 11 o'clock on friday, saterday and sunday nights, when not doing this he looks for a mate using his specialised mating call, he finds mates to bumbreed with using high powered binoculars, usually has a small penis(average of less than 3.5cm) also relied on his friends who are girls to ask nonhomosexual guys out but is often rejected. he usually thinks he is cool but does not realise that mountain bikes ARE BETTER than there motorised counterparts!!!(what a douchebag)has an uncontrollable urge to get scobied by people mostly on average called nicolas or albinos. stay away from this pedophiliac!
dude#1: duude look over there seee that guy shagging his gran while poking his bumhole?
dude#2: you mean the one thats using his specialised mating call, to find mates to bumbreed with using his less than 3.5cm penis while being scobied and macinallying himself similtaneously?
dude #1:oh you spotted another craig, well done old chap thats the third one this week, its going to be a riot when they go into mating season to find nicolas's and albinos for there erotic creepy sexual activities.
dude#2 well discribed old bean:D
dude #1: i concur
dude#2: indububly
dude#2: you mean the one thats using his specialised mating call, to find mates to bumbreed with using his less than 3.5cm penis while being scobied and macinallying himself similtaneously?
dude #1:oh you spotted another craig, well done old chap thats the third one this week, its going to be a riot when they go into mating season to find nicolas's and albinos for there erotic creepy sexual activities.
dude#2 well discribed old bean:D
dude #1: i concur
dude#2: indububly
by william,taylor,is,gay June 19, 2009
To be a 3rd wheel whenever trips out are organised. Also to have very little style as a result of mass spending in Camp mans heaven ( Topman )
To go down on a horse and include a video on most of his profiles documenting this disgusting orgy fest!!
To go down on a horse and include a video on most of his profiles documenting this disgusting orgy fest!!
by SAS_Benokey April 21, 2008
Person A - "I think I might go home"
Person B - "Come on mate don't be a Craig"
Person A - "Oh OK I don't want to be a Craig"
Person B - "Come on mate don't be a Craig"
Person A - "Oh OK I don't want to be a Craig"
by CLGW93 February 26, 2015
A person who doesn't like much fun, and hates Zacks and Matts. He commonly like to suck your face with his hand.
by THE COOL FRIEND November 25, 2013
(adj) Big toe, in history the largest toe ever documented. Also resembles a dinosaur, T-REX to be exact.. (frequent strip club attender) oh and frequently found scurrying away from parties getting busted by cops.. and found on roof tops.
girl: who invited CRAIG to my party?
other girl: i dont know get that big toe out of here!
guy: whats that dinosaur doing here, somebody get craig home!
other girl: i dont know get that big toe out of here!
guy: whats that dinosaur doing here, somebody get craig home!
by EVVVA March 20, 2009
by Hathatsrightboy September 8, 2019