Craig 

A male figure who often talks about the army, but knows very little about it. He has asian shaped eyes and often smells of baby sick.
He is an individal that never has any money but somehow manages to scrape bus fares together when he needs to.
Can pick up ugly underaged girls very easily and is often mistaken for a rapist.

"Hey are you not that guy that raped the underaged girl?"
"NO! she was conscious."
"wait, yes you are! You're Craig!"

Craig by Dixon5 August 27, 2009

Craig 

A Craig is when someone is a complete dick and forces themselves on girls, aggressive for no reason. sets out to destroy other people's lives cus their own lives are absolute shit and cannot make themselves feel better unless everyone else is completely fucked up too.

A: that guy completely ruined my and my bf's life
B: Yeah i know he's such a Craig

Craig by balls5647 July 22, 2009

Craig 

May or not be a pedophile. Craig’s are rare and interesting, but don’t be lured in by his man bling

Oh hey Craig, did you shave your chest hair yet?
N E V E R

Craig by hergis bergis April 22, 2020

Craig 

Shit at iMessage games

oh Craig how did you lose again

Craig by alexisgod October 27, 2020

Craig 

Craig is just a little bit of a dick. Almost the male version of a Karen.

I really lost my temper at the grocery store, I was a bit of a Craig.

Craig by Sarrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 22, 2021

Craig 

The art of relaxing your way through anything

He was laying on the couch having a Craig while the rest of us were busy with arranging the affairs.

Craig by Word Slave January 28, 2019

Craig 

A Craig is a long-tenured hunky who operates the fuck out of Charlie and throws fart bombs like a boss. Can often be seen with black fingertips from reading grocery bags full of six different newspapers and a four inch stack of ads.

Craig: DONKEYYYYYYYYY!!!

Craig by PortlyNinja October 6, 2018