constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

by Fred April 9, 2005

Costa Rica Joe'd

To get so messed up in a weekend that you find a video of yourself on youtube running for vice president and doing shirtless pushups on a very busy street corner.

1, (see: "costa rica joe" on youtube.com.)

2, Jim doesn't remember last weekend but we Costa Rica Joe'd him so he can enjoy the memory.

by Torres74 October 18, 2008

Mira Costa

High school in Manhattan Beach, CA where you are abnormal if your mommy and daddy don't buy you a car when you're 14, even though you can't drive it. You finally get your license at 19, and in your first year you kill a person walking down Peck Ave. Also where test scores are very good, but everyone is on drugs. The upside is it is super easy to get some buddah or X, whatever you want. Basically, it's a school where social status means a lot, otherwise you will end up eating lunch with the Mexicans in the cafeteria. Also, everyone's mom is a milf, so more than likely you will get a chance to fuck one of ur friend's moms, or at least see a nipple.

Person 1: So, where'd you go to high school?

Person 2: Mira Costa.

Person 3: Oh shit, you have any bud on you?

Person 2: Naw, I quit cuz my dad said if I don't get my shit together he'll cut me off. I would have to move back to our mansion and get a job, instead of stay at the beach house.

Person 1: I knew you were rich, ur kind of an asshole, too.

Person 2: yeah I get that a lot. That's why I don't tell people where I went to high school.

by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010

Uber-Costals

Extra-strength, super Bible-beaters, that adhere to the "no music, dancing, makeup, haircuts, smiling, etc." religious beliefs. They believe anyone that doesn't attend their church to be headed for an eternity in hell. A word-play on "Pentecostal".

"Look, there's the Uber-Costals! They're frowning on us for wearing pants & makeup," said Tina.

by Sugarsqueeze October 25, 2005

Higginbotham's Constant

Higginbotham's Constant (denoted as lower-case 'h') is a mathematical constant which represents the total sum of all practical intelligence on any given planet.

The implication is that the higher the population of sentient beings on the planet, the lower the average intelligence will be among any large sample set. This does not preclude beings of higher intellect, but it requires that on average, there is one person as far below average as the former being is above average.

Person 1: "Why does it seem like the people staffing the company helpdesk get dumber every day?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham's Constant in action, my friend..."

Person 1: "I was on jury duty the other day. Have you seen what the trash of society wears into a courtroom? How has society lost so much respect for anyone and anything else in just a few decades?"
Person 2: "Higginbotham strikes again..."

by ComputerKurt May 18, 2010

constable

A low rank police officer.

The constable shook Paige, and asked her if she had been drinking.

by Morgan T. May 5, 2006

Constance

Often a short girl the size of a chipmunk, even though constance has a lovely personalities they often get rude to everyone at random points and they seem to think they have a talent which is to dance.

Hey is that constance, Omg your so short.

by Kizengi November 27, 2019