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anal bum cover

1. (n). a sheet that covers the anus.
2. (v). a category that is misinterpet from "An Album Cover" from SNL.
Deal. Let's take Anal Bum Cover for $400. - Sean Connery
by Josh Taylor June 21, 2006
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Covering Flush

The act of flushing the toilet while simultaneously dropping a turd to cover the noise made while one is pooping.
I had to poop in my boyfriends house for the first time, so I layed down a covering flush because of my uncontrollable explosive diarreaha.
by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 24, 2010
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cum & cover

after bustig a phat load,you cover the crime scene with your boxers istead of cleaning up the mess
JBooog quickly cummed & covered as his mom walked in the room.
by june bug October 27, 2003
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Convertodox

They're Westerners inverting the traditions of Byzantine Christianity, fetishizing them, and, in many cases, turning them into a cure all. It’s built into the very DNA of this sort of convert.

They're people leaving the Roman Church, or One of the Eastern Churches, or even a Protestant religion to become Orthodox, rather than remaining or becoming Roman or Eastern Catholic.

Very rarely do these converts cite solely the beauty and Truth of the Orthodox Church as the source of their “conversion.” In order to define themselves they feel obsessively compelled to compare their new Church against the Roman Church or the Protestant religions.

The objections range from petty Papal-daddy issues to serious theological questions and practical problems that the Church does need to fix such as the issues of catechesis and political and social positions that are incompatible with the Faith.

But if they have to define the Truth of their new found faith through the perceived faults of others, two things have happened:

1. They have not fully taken off the old man.

2. They have become a coward who can’t face the responsibility that comes with being a lay person, priest, or deacon in the Church.

You could usually see them spouting nonsense such as: "Pope bad", "but muh 4th Crusade", "Muh Constantinople", Hurr durr Filioque" and could be usually seen Referencing RT propaganda
convertodox people are the vegans of christianity
by KyousanGin January 28, 2022
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Gut Cover

Anything used to mask or hide the existence of your gut.
I was sitting on the couch and used a pillow as a gut cover.

I untuck my shirt in the front so as to make people think it's just an untucked shirt and not all gut.

I wear a t-shirt in the pool as a gut cover.

Women are lucky because if they have large boobs, it pulls the shirt out beyond their gut, doing 2 things: 1) providing an effective gut cover and 2) providing a distraction to pull the eyes away from the gut cover to stare at the ample tittlery.

Sweaters that are ribbed at the waist provide an excellent gut cover.

All overweight male porn stars should quit. However, if they must work in porn, please always make them wear a t-shirt as a gut cover.

Women in porn who wear a garter belt as a gu(n)t cover... it doesn't work, we can still see that In-N-Out buger on your gunt. Especially with the arrival of HD porn.

Folding your arms over your belly while you are sitting down makes a terrible gut cover. Stop doing that.
by -HEF- September 20, 2009
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Lesbo converter

Appropriate quote for a T-shirt worn by a dude who's runnin' „straight“ into the lesbian bar.
I'm going out tonight to that lesbian bar... Gonna wear my "Lesbo converter" T-shirt. Hope some angry dyke won't kick my ass.
by poli78 December 27, 2011
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Cadillac converter

Same as a catalytic converter only mispernounced by certain minority groups. Not necessarily for a Cadillac brand vehicle nor is it a luxury line converter.
Say maen, I needs a Cadillac converter for my Mitsubichi Galant.
by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007
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