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Curtain slurping

So the other day I was giving some chick th business, I mean really curtain slurping; felt like I was sucking the roast beef out of an Arby’s sandwich.
by GabePriest October 25, 2017
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sam cortland

the best guy ever to exist who did not deserve to die.
My name is Sam Cortland... and I will not be afraid.
by sofiahramirez December 2, 2020
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Suburban Curtain Twitch

Suburban Curtain Twitching is the act of standing in wait at the uppermost window in your domicile, and awiting for people to walk past so as you can give them a bad look, and hopefully be able to call the police if they are acting strange or dodgy in any way.
This type of activity is normally found in suburban areas, and most commonly of all is practiced by either old people and middle-aged men.
*Walking along a street, you look up at a window and notice that two of the curtains are slightly parted, letting someone peek between them. You point at them and tell your friends*
"Look at that Suburban Curtain Twitcher, the scum thinks we are up to no good"
by Iain M. B. August 28, 2006
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curtain climber

How many curtain climbers you got in the house?
by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003
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pee curtain

labia majora; enlarged vagina lip(s) as often seen hanging beneath promiscuous woman fun holes. These worn-out gutter sluts are usually found starring in low budget porns that involve multiple dongs - to include but not limited to those belonging to musk ox, rhino, common house cats, gorillas and german shepards
Nigel: I say old girl, why do you have sores on your pee curtain?

Kate: I been doing a bit of jungle fucking wit me poon snatch, I av.....pip pip, cheerio
by cornfritter December 15, 2010
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blue curtains

The act of finding literary symbolism where there is none. Refers to a (n apparently deleted) Not Always Right story in which students at a reading tell the author that their professor insists that s/he repeatedly included references to blue curtains because s/he is depressed, and the author replies that blue is simply his/her favorite color.
Professor: Sylvia Plath's "Morning Song" talks about The Fool's Journey...
Student: You found kabbalah, astrology and alchemy in a poem about giving birth? Sounds like a lot of blue curtains to me!
by Kotora September 21, 2018
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Emo Curtains

Slang term for the hair that an emo person has covering their face. To be true emo curtains, hair must cover eyes completely and at least half of the nose.
John was not afraid to cry at school, he was safe behind his emo curtains.
by P>E.T>E.R May 23, 2007
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