Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)

George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Booze Coupon

Money for alcoholic beverages.

I lost my job, someone stole my bike, and I've got a load of homework. I could sure use some booze coupons so that I can grab a 6-pack and take the edge off.

by willowoman November 27, 2010

Green Coupons

money; cash, dollars ETC.

All she ever wanted was my green coupons

by Lindes Adaks September 3, 2018

Coupon Nazi

An employee in a service sector job, usually low-ranking, who tries to find any excuse not to accept coupons.

I tried to use a coupon, but the Coupon Nazi at the register read me the riot act.

by RoundenBrown December 13, 2019

poupon coupon

A "clip 'n' save" slip of paper for a local restaurant dat entitles you to a free or discounted upgrade in da mustard-sauce included wif your meal.

Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany always orders just bargain-basement fare whenever we go out to eat; she never asks for fancy seasonings unless I have a poupon coupon for said meal.

by QuacksO February 23, 2022

Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

by Original42 November 20, 2012