Candy coated

When a car has candy paint, or a high gloss paint finish, on it.

See Shawnna's song, "Candy Coated"

DAMN! That car is candy coated!

by Pomegranate July 4, 2006

corked out

Being intoxicated to the point where one's physical an mental states are impaired by an excess of some substance.

All those shots got me so corked out at his party last night!

by Jatonya May 8, 2008

Corned-beef curtain

A vagina with a large outer labia

That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains

by cunninglinguistists August 6, 2009

cortez

the man, the myth, the legend...he came he saw he conquered...best pirate to ever live..

friend: that guy is like cortez
me: no one can be like cortez...its no competition

by i_e_jay July 21, 2008

cortex

The act of drilling a hole into the back of one's skull, and proceeding to repeatedly insert the penis through said hole into the brain cavity, undoubtedly killing the victim.

"Yeah I would smash, but I would rather cortex her, I bet she has nice brain texture."

by DFinn February 24, 2009

Corked

Angry, mad, or upset
possibly softball related
also Torqued

We lost the game and I'm wicked corked!

by FrenchFry May 22, 2004

Corned beef hash

Girl goes down on you, gags, throws up on your dick, but likes it and continues to completion, but you're not sure you liked it

It was a normal BJ until my girlfriend corned beef hashed me!

by ALTbitches June 11, 2016