creationist

Synonymous with idiot

The absurd reasoning of that creationist baffles me.

by Mlak Mlak January 9, 2007

like convention

An event where people gather to like each other 's facebook profile pictures all at once. This phenomenon is common among many social networking users so that they will accumulate many likes in a short period of time.

They have like conventions every week.

by loloman October 12, 2013

old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .

He adheres to old earth creationism.

by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015

anime convention

A Gathering where fans of Japanese Animation and Video Games unite. It has the typical geeky convention vibe, as most conventions do. You will find your fair share of cosplayers, crossplayers, and wapanese. But, not everyone there is wapanese, many are regular folk that enjoy Anime.

When going to an anime convention, be sure to avoid the creepy 40 year olds dressed as Sailor Moon.

by Sheepz October 3, 2004

creationist

Someone so afraid of the idea that there isn't a god that they delude themselves into thinking the Bible is fact and science is mythology. Not to be mistaken with religious people as that would validate what is no more than a mental problem.

Creationists' fear leads them to forget that their god is omniscient and lie, attack, brainwash, and suppress the truth, thus earning themselves a place in the Hell of their choosing.

actual conversation from a facebook group:
creationist 1: IF IT WASN'T FOR GOD, WE WOULDN'T BE HERE
sane person: no its called science
creationist 1: ignorance is bliss sane person....
creationist 2: it really is, isn't it creationist 1?
creationist 3: fuck science, God made the world

...yeah they pretty much have reality backwards

by Baroness_Orczy January 24, 2011

Contentionality

A non-religious ideology solely based on the ability to remain comfortable in the midst of chaos.
(Not worrying about aspects of nature/government you as an individual cannot control.)

Yeah, ever since I've started practicing Contentionality I've had way less anxiety.

by DrinkingTylenol April 17, 2023

Coronation Quiche

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.

For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".

by PrinceGinger April 18, 2023