corset

An undergarment, first coming to view in the Rennaissance, that women have worn to mangle their natural body into the shape of an hourglass: corsets pinched the waist in, pushed the breasts up, and rearranged the spine and abdominal organs.

The corset used to be made of whalebone for support, but it now comes in a variety of fabrics.

Women have had many health problems and have died from the restrictive, impractical corset; many homes in the Victorian era had fainting rooms for women who had been laced up too tightly.

Nowadays, the corset is popular among the gothic crowd and has become a symbol of erotica.

-"Do I have to wear this corset? I can hardly breathe."
-"This is a period film; yes, you have to wear the corset."
-"This thing hurts like hell! Are you crazy?"

by Lorelili April 16, 2005

corvette

Best car america has ever made, to bad thats not saying much. I don't understand why idiots on here are comparing an $85,000 race car to $2000 honda civic , thats like comparing the Z06 to a top fuel dragster in the 1/4th. I bet 90% of the people who are saying its the best car in the world are wannabe vette owners that will have to settle for a V6 camaro. The truth is most vette owners won't ever go over the speed limit because they are always 65+. It cracks me up when people say its the best bang for the buck when it runs low 12s stock. For $30,000 you can just buy a STi that runs high 12s stock and put $5000 into it and you could easily reach the 11's, also on the track the STi would give the Z06 a good run for its money do to AWD. All in all I have to admit its a nice car, just not the best car ever made. A true car enthusiast would chose a ferrari or any other european super car over a vette any day.

The corvette is a great car, not the best car ever made, but still a great car ( that would get shat on by any european car in any race )

by True car lover October 7, 2006

corvette

A tuner's dream, can handle supercharger turbo body kits aftermarket exhaust etc. But still comes out of the box with more horsepower than any rice burner and actually doesn't fuking break after second turn over. Hands down the fastest pussy wagons ever.

See me for video of +14O in my '92 Corvette.

by Sebastian B. July 7, 2004

corvette

An over-rated sports car for insecure men who lack other qualities, and need a fancy car to get the girl, despite the reason a car's only purpose is to get from point a to point b.

Guy: Hey sexy, wanna hop in my corvette and I'll show you a good time?
Girl: Oh, sure! Even though you're old, the cavemen on geico put your face to shame, and you only have a 2 inch penis, sure! :)

by Jacob Doe October 29, 2007

z06 corvette

427ci monster that cost 65k and run with cars 3 and 4 time it price. It is fast at ¼ and in the track. Second fastest car at the n-ring.

the z06 corvette engine doesn’t produce 100 hp per liter because it have some thing that other engine doesn’t have and that it torque. Could any body here show me an engine that have 100hp per liter and not be force induction and produce 386 pounds of torque at 1500 rpm like the ls7 do? Or could any body here could tell me what other car with 500hp could get 16/26 mpg and don’t pay a gas guzzler tax like z06? Yeah I know impressive and all of that form what people say it “old tech” .

by LS7 May 5, 2006

Corvette Pet

A game similar in style to Slug Bug. The difference is that upon spotting a corvette, one says, "Corvette Pet," and proceeds to pet the head of the nearest individual in the car.

"Corvette pet!" *as one is petting their neighbor's head*

by Agent Zebadiah Buckwald September 14, 2011

corvette

A wanna be Ferrari

In a mid-life crisis, if I have a corvette, I failed. If I own a ferrari, I made it.

by CHAOS HIMSELF June 23, 2009