A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint

A sexual act involving a woman on her period, smeared shit, and oral sex. Tastes like yesterday's breakfast and pennies.

Yeah we couldn't wait, and she had to shit, so we just went for it and had a continental breakfast at the US Mint.

by lolrawrXD October 30, 2017

prison continent

A.K.A Australia

We shipped those fugitives from those shores years ago and turned Australia into a prison continent.

by The Deportinator July 1, 2018

continental breakfast

A roll in bed with honey. Sexual. Told to me by some random older black guy on the train.

Jack: Why are you going to LA?
Steve: To see my girlfriend
Jack: Like for a Continental Breakfast?
Steve: Pretty much.
*High Fives*

by AwesomeMan666 January 10, 2006

Coraline

Will probably be a narcissist, drop out of university, become Mormon, get married as a teenager, and have a kid before 23.

"I was gonna become a nurse but my mom fucking named me Coraline."

"Hi my name's Coraline and I have daddy issues."

by cartwheelsfreaklikeme September 13, 2020

continental breakfast

Fucking instead of food.

Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."

by Khizzar April 9, 2010

continental divide

somebody's ass crack hanging out of their damn pants when they're sitting down

that fat dude is showin the continental divide

by damnkatie May 18, 2007

Continental Breakfast

A sexual procedure involving a small amount of cooking. Ideal for horny mornings or just for those with some kind of food fetish. At least 1 egg will be required, if not more.

The egg yoke is used for lubrication in either vaginal or anal sex (careful of little flecs of eggshell). After the man has ejaculated, the puree of fluids is caught in a bowl or straight into a pan and fried. Top with a sprinkling of salt and a dash of pepper and serve ala carte. Delicious!

"Bitch was naggin first thing in the mornin, so I fucked her up a quick continental breakfast."

by Ringo Ruben January 24, 2008