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Cooker

Australian slang for a mentally impaired person who has no grasp on reality.

The noun ‘cooker’ refers to the state of the persons brain, it is ‘cooked’ or fried and as such is in a constant state of malfunction resulting in the symptomatic cooker insanity.

Cookers believe in conspiracy theories and have hilariously insane takes. Examples of cooker beliefs include 5G causes cancer, COVID was a WHO conspiracy, and vaccines cause autism.

Cookers are commonly supporters of fascist political parties because they also have racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist and xenophobic feelings and beliefs.

Cookers are typically boomers who have left school early and then had their brain ‘cooked’ by the most insane parts of the Internet and right-wing media.
John was raving about how climate change is a Jewish Chinese conspiracy. What a fucking cooker.
by K.A.E July 18, 2023
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Emmet loves pressure cookers

The term used for someone who thoroughly enjoys the use, and or presence of a pressure cooker
Steve: did you see that new cuisinart

Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers
by Sewy slice June 2, 2021
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Beantown Pressure Cooker

The intense bloated feeling you have after a night of eating chilli and hard drinking.
I was lucky to make to the bathroom before my Beantown Pressure Cooker blew.
by JohnnyH June 17, 2016
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cookers oil

Cookers oil - A breach of family trust
My brother had his way with me hayyy "cookers oil"
by HAYYYY CHICK April 5, 2023
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Dry Cooker

Best frying pan in the world. No need to use oil with it.
I made some scrambled eggs in my Dry Cooker
by joviravi January 17, 2022
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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Pressure cooker syndrome

When you can't help but be a pain in the ass to someone..
J-bird was being nice to the partyline till his Pressure cooker syndrome kicked in and he started taking hot shots for laughs..
by The_Elite_Trucker_Group January 31, 2024
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