Australian slang for a mentally impaired person who has no grasp on reality.
The noun ‘cooker’ refers to the state of the persons brain, it is ‘cooked’ or fried and as such is in a constant state of malfunction resulting in the symptomatic cooker insanity.
Cookers believe in conspiracy theories and have hilariously insane takes. Examples of cooker beliefs include 5G causes cancer, COVID was a WHO conspiracy, and vaccines cause autism.
Cookers are commonly supporters of fascist political parties because they also have racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist and xenophobic feelings and beliefs.
Cookers are typically boomers who have left school early and then had their brain ‘cooked’ by the most insane parts of the Internet and right-wing media.
The noun ‘cooker’ refers to the state of the persons brain, it is ‘cooked’ or fried and as such is in a constant state of malfunction resulting in the symptomatic cooker insanity.
Cookers believe in conspiracy theories and have hilariously insane takes. Examples of cooker beliefs include 5G causes cancer, COVID was a WHO conspiracy, and vaccines cause autism.
Cookers are commonly supporters of fascist political parties because they also have racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist and xenophobic feelings and beliefs.
Cookers are typically boomers who have left school early and then had their brain ‘cooked’ by the most insane parts of the Internet and right-wing media.
by K.A.E July 18, 2023
Get the Cookermug. Steve: did you see that new cuisinart
Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers
Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers
by Sewy slice June 2, 2021
Get the Emmet loves pressure cookersmug. by JohnnyH June 17, 2016
Get the Beantown Pressure Cookermug. by HAYYYY CHICK April 5, 2023
Get the cookers oilmug. by joviravi January 17, 2022
Get the Dry Cookermug. Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
Get the Slow Cookermug. J-bird was being nice to the partyline till his Pressure cooker syndrome kicked in and he started taking hot shots for laughs..
by The_Elite_Trucker_Group January 31, 2024
Get the Pressure cooker syndromemug.