fick deine mutter

the german translation for “fuck your mother”

*raises right hand at a very specific angle in Germany
german guy: “fick deine mutter”
(please don’t try this)

by fickdeinemutter January 28, 2024

Cooker

A person called “hayden” claiming his occupation is a “cooker” because his english is so damn good.

“i am a cooker”
*whole class laughs

by fickdeinemutter January 28, 2024