Furry convention

Hell

God: So it says you did all of these sins? Welp, you’re gonna be going to the furry convention
Guy: What’s that?
God: Hell

Furry convention by SomePersonJustExisting November 30, 2021

Furry convention

A good place to blow up with propane bombs

“I heard there is a furry convention nearby”
“Ok hold on, lemme get my stuff”

Furry convention by Osakinator July 9, 2022

Sheldon Convention 

A Sheldon Convention can refer to 1 of 2 things:

1. The meeting of millions of hot women to have sex with each other in front of Sheldon.

or

2. The meeting of millions of Sheldon's. Every Sheldon is repeating the phrase, "WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?"

Note: Ma Samich = My Sandwich

1. This Sheldon Convention is awesome, look at all these women!

2. Man there are so many Sheldon's here, this must be a Sheldon Convention...WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?

Sheldon Convention by ShaneMolloy October 6, 2008

Comic Convention Jockey 

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.

My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.

Comic Convention Jockey by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011

anime convention

a place where botards and nerds go to watch, act out, and sometimes beat off to (typically) japanese animation. Quote 'normal' people do not reside there, rather people that want to be normal (as everyone does..yes even you Mr. 'i just went to shock therapy and i like to cut myself')... they are yet another subcategory of people in general
there are no normal people

Girl: I love trigun!!! its like the best show ever (twitches)

Botard: I like watching you, watching anime...and squids...tha...uckhu... young women (beats off)

Mr 'I just went to shock therapy and i like to cut myself':WHY CANT I BE ACCEPTED?!
*Anime plays in the foreground*
::ANIME CONVENTION:: as interpreted by someone with nothing better to do.

anime convention by mike's_bitch June 28, 2006

babe convention 

a gathering or convening of a large group of hot babes, or even megababes, in one place, whether by design or coincidence.
as yet, there is no officially recognised babe convention, however there have been recent talks among world leaders on the topic.

"holy crap look at that group of chicks over there! theyre ALL hot!"
"and there's another one!"
"this place is a babe convention!"

babe convention by peekers April 29, 2008

genocide convention 

Another name for a safety meeting. Used when your boss knows what a safety meeting is or when you just want to sound witty and ironic.

Joe: We're having a genocide convention at 2:00, behind Hayes Hall.
Bob: What?
Joe: You know... a safety meeting.
Bob: Huh?
Joe: Bob... we're smoking pot at 2:00, ok? Just be there.

genocide convention by burdettb October 4, 2007