conumdrum

when someone who is straight wonders what it is like to be gay, and experiments with it

"i didn't mean to kiss that boy, dude. i was in a conumdrum"

by theonetheyseekforwisdom November 25, 2006

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cundrumhead

a person that exhibits behavior that is a bit idiotic and goofy at the same time while not being offensive...just stupid and without thought fot another

a cundrumhead is a person that does not replace the last roll of toilet paper, a person that leaves a shared car with no gas in it..a person that eats the last piece of shrimp in a shrimp cocktail..a person that leaves their toothpaste in the sink after brushing their teeth..

by kajkajdonut September 3, 2009

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Cumundrum

The conflicting feelings of not knowing where to deposit your load.

She told me to cum on her ass, but her tits were amazing. It was a total cumundrum.

by Sub 20 August 21, 2013

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Conundrufuck

An extrodinarily paradoxical problem or situation that seemingly makes no rhyme or reason; a dilemma of epic proportions, usually answered with a shrug of the shoulders, or verbalization of the phrase "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

1. "Why are we in Iraq?" "Uhhhhhhhhhh, its a conundrufuck". 2. I'd explain the rules of Cricket, but it's still a conundrufuck to me.

by ConundruChrid May 24, 2007

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conandrum

Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.

1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.

2: So we've got one option.

1: A real conandrum. Let's go.

by Circtf January 2, 2009

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