To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!
by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007
Get the Constipation Masturbationmug. When you have applied for a passport with the US Government 6 months ago and you are leaving tomorrow and still can't squeeze out a passport for your spring break trip!
Hey Tracy: Have you received your passport yet for our trip to Punta Cana on Friday?
Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-
Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-
by MaxtheCameraMan April 4, 2009
Get the Passport constipationmug. Man, that was a great night last night! All seven of us suffered alcoholic constipation. We must have hit every bar in town!
by TheNotBob December 6, 2009
Get the alcoholic constipationmug. When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea
by yo dey ley he hoooo March 23, 2021
Get the Emotional-Constipationmug. When one has an idea, a "hmmm" moment, but one can't just get the idea out of the brain into the physical world. From the brain to the world.
See: Creative Block.
See: Creative Block.
by PlanesAreNotReal August 1, 2023
Get the Creative Constipationmug. The mental state of not giving a shit.
by Bigtittycommittee69 January 26, 2014
Get the metaphorically constipatedmug. Anyone driving slower than you and refuses to move over to let you pass. Beware all station wagons. Or just anyone driving ridiculously slow. Beware handicap as well. I mean c'mon, you already had the accident.
by b-tox May 17, 2012
Get the vehicular constipationmug.