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Constança

Probably the best person you will ever meet. Constança is really funny and outgoing. She is obcessed with books and dark academia (just give her a book in her birthday).
Even though Constança was educated by gods, she is really insecure.
If you want a best friend than mabye Constança is the best choice despite her crazy behavior... she will protect you against anything.
She is also a hopessly romantic and a introvert.
Person 1: Damn have you seen Constança?
Person 2: no why?
Person 3: I think she is going to kill me because I told her she couldn’t date Apollo.
by anonymous December 4, 2021
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Andrew Constance

Literally the biggest retard in Australian politics. When he was transport minister he buttfucked every form of public transport imaginable! He replaced the world famous Manly ferries with Chinese rowboats that fall apart in the wake of a paddle board. He then proceeded to buy river ferries that COULDNT FIT UNDER FUCKING BRIDGES and were also full of asbestos. He also built a light rail system that runs slow as balls and it then proceeded to crack rendering it useless for 18 months. And as if things couldn't get any worse... HE BUYS TRAINS THAT CANT FIT THROUGH TUNNELS!!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN THINK TO... OH I DONT KNOW.... MEASURE THE FUCKING TUNNEL! Andrew Constance fucked all of these things up and then the moment Gladys Berejiklian resigns HE BUGGERS OFF TO RUN FOR FEDERAL POLITICS AND LEAVES NSW TRANSPORT IN FUCKING SHAMBLES. Andrew Constance is the biggest asshole on this planet.
Did you hear? Andrew Constance was caught having sexual intercourse with an Emerald Class Ferry and now has cancer on his tiny baby dick from all the asbestos in the hull! He also had one of the trains up his ass... They may be too big for the train tunnels but are never too big for Andrews tunnel.
by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021
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Constantipation

Stuck or highly irregular all the time, an increasing problem with age. Having movement on action items fewer than three times per week... B.S. excuses are usually hard, dry, painful, small in size, and difficult to eliminate.
Some people find Constantipation painful and often experience straining, bloating, and the sensation of a full bowel. Fortunately, it is a symypton (often resulting from interactions with a Zalco), not a disease.
by Robert MP September 5, 2008
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constant

A fixed value. In Algebra, a constant is a number on its own, or sometimes a letter such as a, b or c to stand for a fixed number. Example: in "x + 5 = 9", 5 and 9 are constants. If it is not a constant it is called a variable.
a constant is a letter in a math problem
by Game mode 0 December 22, 2016
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constantine maroulis

The hottest guy in the world, very talented singer on American Idol.
by whatever April 20, 2005
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constantly

Friend 1: Damm i hate shitting myself constantly
Friend 2: Me too, bud
by bart7782 May 16, 2021
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Julia Constantelos

The most amazing, perfect, intelligent, athletic, beautiful, kind person in the world.
Julia Constantelos is PERFECT
by crewtrombone October 14, 2012
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