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Connecticut blonde

The second-phase incarnation of the basic bitch. These are painfully average chicks who just happen to have suspiciously nice hair. Typically holding degrees from random midwestern schools, in shit that doesn't really matter. Their chromatic equivalent would be beige. They're really into Ann Taylor LOFT sweaters, Pinterest, and weddings. You end up marrying them because your parents approve, and there's no good reason not to. Often targeting men of higher economic class, they are essentially the most insidious form of gold digger. Rarely do they have anything nice to say; they are usually inordinately snotty. They'll almost never give blowjobs, and will drag you to couples counseling after discovering your Brazzers account, citing "emotional infidelity."
Jessica is totally a typical Connecticut blonde. She found out Adam got a lap dance at his bachelor party 4 years ago, now she's making him sleep on the couch, and staged an intervention with his mom and sisters to address his "issues." Is she for real?
by nopenothingtoseehere December 2, 2014
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Connell

Connell is someone who is very friendly, inclusive and outgoing. He’s a hard worker and once he puts his mind to it, he can and will do anything. Hes a bit of a nerd but girls dig it. He’s a mamas boy and would be a great dad (or daddy 😏). He struggles with being happy though because he Normally takes on the stress of others. But overall an amazing guy who you should consider yourself lucky if you are friends, or more!!
You’re dating Connell?! Lucky
by Chickencoop August 6, 2021
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Comedy Connects

An epic stand-up comedy podcast that is not your mother's podcast.
I was listening to Comedy Connects and could NOT stop laughing!
by comedyexpert April 4, 2022
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Connecticut

-Southernmost state in New England
-One of the highest average standards of living in the world, richest state in the US in terms of per capita income
-The first working submarine, the nuclear submarine, the modern helicopter, the hamburger, and the white clam pizza were all invented here
-Home of multiple universities including UConn, Yale, Wesleyan and the US Coast Guard Academy
-Trees trees and more trees
-No noticeable CT accent but we have a tendency to drop the "t" at the end of some words (such as Connecticut)
-State Animal is the Sperm Whale, at one point Mystic CT was the whaling capital of the world
-State bird is the robin, state gemstone is garnet, state insect is the praying mantis (you can be fined for killing one)
-Highest average IQ in America
-Biggest city is Bridgeport, followed by New Haven and then the capitol city, Hartford
-I visited Connecticut recently, it was nice but there wasn't much to do.
-My rich cousin went to Yale in New Haven, Connecticut
-Because I'm from Connecticut, everyone assumes I'm a rich snob
by Northeasternkid February 26, 2013
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Kurtis Conner

Awesome guy, who just makes everyone me laugh and is a great youtuber, the mayor of KurtisTown. I am a proud student of Yee Yee University.
"Hey are you subscribed to Kurtis Conner?"
"Yes, Yee Yee University!"
by qgk February 10, 2021
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missed connection

section of craigslist where people can post about strangers they saw on the subway, at work, in elevators, at rock shows.

can also be used as a verb.
woah he's fine. i'm gonna missed connection him tomorrow.
by bellewasok April 11, 2005
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Conner

Usually a really amazing nice guy. He will probably seem awkward at first, but he's not that bad. He is just the right amount of smart and athletic. A Conner will usually be extremely talented, and all the girls love him, but really humble and never a show-off. He is not perverted and respects girls. He can be really serious and quiet, and really fun and crazy. He will usually have a subtle but hilarious sense of humor. He has the most beautiful smile and it will most likely make your insides melt. Conners are usually so amazing, there is no words to describe them! The word Conner can also be used to describe something or someone so great it's too amazing to put into words. If you know a Conner, get to know him. He is most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet!
That girl is talking to Conner!
Ooooh jealous!
by iateyourpie December 10, 2012
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