confudes

Confudes is a more extreme form of confusion, the highest. Widely used in conversations on the internet. It is better than saying 'confused' simply because of the uber coolness of it.

wesley: im confudes...
carlie: THATS COOL, ITS MY NEW WORD
wesley: *still confudes*

by mryellowbunbun April 5, 2009

confederate flag

The rebel (redneck) flag.

I love the rebel flag.

by Redneck December 25, 2003

confederate shotgun

When you ejaculate into a girls mouth and she spits your seman back at you.

"My girlfriend pulled the confederate shotgun on me last night, it was gross."

by I hope all of you burn in hell December 27, 2007

Confused Polak

A polish person who is led to believe they are Ukrainian. Usually Migrated to North America. Their parents are usually born in Poland.

Q: So Ulana whats your background? A: Ukrainian
Q: Where were your parents born? A: Poland
You Confused Polak

by Polopolo8888 January 6, 2012

Racially Confused

Nathon Rubine;

Lesean, Daequan, Deshaun, Le'veon, Jadevayon, Tyrone.

White boys who think black.

Take people who fall into this category to Turn-About Ranch with Doctor Phil.

Nathon you racially confused, get off the fucking basketball court.

by Wubs_Thoughts October 23, 2019

i'm confused

when you have less than 0 brain cells and your trying to comprehend what a smart boi is saying

i'm confuuused
wait... i'm confused
i'm still confused
i still don't get it, i'm confused
repeat x420

by idotnar July 31, 2020

Confederate Style

1. The sexual act of not getting any at all.

"I did her confederate style" (meaning "i did not get with her")

by Mike Chase October 7, 2003