confuckeld

when you like a very hot girl but she is really bitchy and you can't stand to be around her except for the fact that she is hot

The most used example for confuckeld is the confuck scale:
oprah - nice but ugly
scarlet johansen- moderate and a little pretty
megan fox - extremely hot but extremely bitchy
snookie - bitchy and ugly

by Scondon Nark April 24, 2012

Confuckled

When you walk into a room and forget why you did.

"Why did I come into the kitchen again? What did I want? Damn, I'm confuckled."

by Number12 October 10, 2012

Confucktor

a train conductor that like to fuck my child

if u see confucktor tell cops plz he eat my bby

help, i saw a confucktor back there

i want to be a confucktor when i grow up

by Your mom is my BAE April 22, 2019

Confuckled

Confused and fucked up like shit at the same time

Tommy was confuckled twords the pole being painted pink

by zombielord221 October 4, 2019

Confucius

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people!

confucius a master debater! He teach the way of the wang, and unleashing the dragon upon unsuspecting people.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 8, 2004

Confuckulated

A state of extreme excitement due to recent sexual activity

'Dude I'm so confuckulated'

by Dai man September 21, 2016

Confucked

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.

1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!

by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009