Atomic Confetti

The act of a man inserting a tampon into his rectum while he has a sick stomach and asking his partner to pull the string of the tampon out making a surprise explosion of diarrhea confetti!

“I heard our neighbors wife screaming last night. Turns out Joel pulled the good old Atomic Confetti trick on her!”

by katvond16 September 29, 2021

Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

by Twaat_head April 25, 2015

In charge of confetti

Being sarcastic about throwing a celebration/party.

Sarge: I’m in charge of the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!
Grief: I’m no stranger to sarcasm sir.
- RVB s1 ep2

by Laser face February 12, 2021

makeshift confetti shower

The act of placing confetti on a ceiling fan blade's, then spinning the fan (or turning it on). The fan will throw the confetti all around the room.

Person A: Why is the room a mess?
Person B: Because I did a makeshift confetti shower.

by ChameleonDragon May 27, 2019

Confetti yawn

Vomiting

He drank so much that he had a confetti yawn.

by Put Bull November 30, 2019

Finger Confetti

When someone accidentally blows their fingers off while popping fireworks on the 4th of July, leaving a gruesome mess.

“Careful with those fireworks, you don’t want to make finger confetti!”

by Crubaccca July 3, 2024

Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.

Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!

by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016