Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

by Twaat_head April 26, 2015

time confetti

the amount of time in doing little tasks throughout a day

In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.

by zodiacoflom March 04, 2015

confetti treatment

to shoot yourself or be shot in the head, and have pieces of brain matter rain upon someone nearby.

OMG DAVE JUST GAVE ME THE CONFETTI TREATMENT!!!! WHY DAVE, WHY!?!?!

by Demiurge27 June 19, 2010

Ghost-confetti

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality.

Friend:"He so pretty but has a crappy personality"

Me:" You sure can choose ghost-confetti"

by Psycocat May 01, 2021

columbian confetti

Cocaine

He’s gonna help vacuum the columbian confetti from her tits. With his nose.

by Ladnor Nosnibor July 20, 2022

Guatemalan confetti

n. explosive diarrhea, shitting the fuck out of your ass

"I just released some Guatemalan confetti on the porcelain Honda"

by ralph_volcano March 25, 2021

Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.

Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!

by Kelton Williams February 05, 2016