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Conference Call of Duty

A work related conference call in which you dial in from home while playing Call of Duty. Practitioners must take care to not un-mute their phone with gunshots blaring in the background.
by HC-BOCP August 18, 2010
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Yalta Conference

A sexual maneuver in which a British, U.S., and Russian male all gangbang a german and/or italian female
Dude! Germany got a big ol' Yalta Conference after WW2
by ARIZON4 May 2, 2009
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MIAC conference

A collegiate athletic conference that provides its fans with soccer quality LOWER than Junior Varsity in High School.
Weak, frail skinny "men" gingerly trotted around the field avoiding injury in another rotten game of "soccer" brought to you by the MIAC conference.
by #20 October 10, 2005
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concerned

An internet message board species, who has very little in the way of education and hardly any thought control. This species is a rarity that is subject to scientific behavioural problems.

Humans are advised to pleasure such a species with humour and sarcasm, as facts and honesty are not absorbed by this concerned species.

If you happen to meet the species concerned away from an internet message board, then I do declare that be a miracle.
Praise be the Gospel according to Concerned, chapter XIV, verse 3 and a quarter.
by LJ Love United Hate Glazer January 7, 2007
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Carson City Conference Call

1. noun. when your doing a milf from behind and you 3-way conference call her kids and husband right when you bust a nut and yell "I'm fuckin your mom!!" give her the phone and leave.

also known as the Tallahassee Two Timer
"Yo, i heard James pulled a Carson City Conference Call on that bitch last night"
by mattypants12 March 3, 2008
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Press Conference

Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.
Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."

Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"

Mark: "After... duh, next?"

James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"

Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "
by TheHanMan April 2, 2009
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Confirmed Bachelor

Something only the most Intelligent Men will decide to be. Does not mean that you are Gay, only means that you have decided that YOU will be in charge of your life and make all of the decisions in it, not some "Woman".
*Greg and Molly just got done doing the rumpy-bumpy and now Molly wants to have some Pillow Talk*

Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?

Greg: *Chuckles* Never.

Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?

Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?

Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...

Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.

Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?

Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...

Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...

Greg: I'll see what I can do...

*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.
by StanTehMan January 19, 2010
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