Conference bae

A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend at a NACURH or state-affiliated conference.

“Hey man, did you meet Meghan yet?”
“Meet her? She’s my conference bae!”

by Trashman14-18 September 18, 2018

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

big boy press conference

Press conference involving a true dialogue between members of the press corp and the political individual, presumably the President. Actual unscripted questions directed toward the President without him possessing prepared responses.

There will be big boy press conference scheduled this coming week which will receive networks coverage.

by Patriot Dave July 9, 2024

throat conference

when you are joking around with your friends who’s seeing a girl to “just talk”

person: Ill be back man I’m gonna go have a talk with this girl I’ve been seeing.

friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.

by dietscorpio July 29, 2022

Door conference

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.

"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!

by longrider700 January 30, 2015

Conference Choker

The process of dominating all year, and not bringing the "A" game to the biggest tournament of the year. It is getting destroyed by competition with much less talent than that of your own team.

Golfer: "Dude we just got dominated in the final round to loose by six shots to a team that's not even on our level."

2nd Golfer: "I know man. We are nothing but conference chokers!!"

by Donewithit April 21, 2009

Conference

a place you go with your colleagues to compare yourself to them

I go to conferences to get smarter and feel dumber

by GrumpyCat88 February 15, 2019