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Voicemail Concert

The act of recording parts of an especially kickass concert to the voicemail of an unfortunate friend unable to make it there due to school, work, or monentary troubles, so they don't feel quite as left out.

A close cousin to the phonecall concert, it allows for convenience and multiple listens.
Jake: Aw man, Matt and Kim are tearing up the stage with Daylight right now! I feel bad Nick can't be here to see this!
Mike: Oh don't worry about it, I'm leaving Nick a Voicemail Concert!

Nick (the next day): Dude you don't know how much I appreciate this. I don't even care that the audio sucks balls.
by MikeyMousekateer September 6, 2009
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Conference Bomb

in business, when a client calls with the intent of having a conference call without prior notice. A true conference bomber will not divulge how many people are on their side of the call until they have connected with the person they wish to speak to.
Caller: "Yes, may I please speak to Christopher?"
Christopher: "This is Christopher, how can I help you?"
Caller: "This is Mary from IS support and I have Ted from accounting, Sherry from IT, Bob from networking, and our CEO on the line, we would like to discuss some issues that we are having..."
Christopher: "Damn I got Conference Bombed!"
by ncn1976 July 9, 2010
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Concert Hangover

The feeling of grogginess and/or deafness after attending a loud concert.
"Wow, I had a lot of fun at that Boys Like Girls concert last night."
"Me too, but now I have a terrible concert hangover."
by Sleeping in Armor November 8, 2007
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harvey cedars bible conference

HCBC. The only bible conference on the island. The summer staff being 100% sunshine and rainbows and all the guys have hooked up with all the girls. Everybody knows everybody. you want drama? see the girls dorm. wanna see guys betting to shower with one another? go see the guys dorm. adventure awaites with catching the shuttle every 15 minutes and countless wawa trips. catch us at mercer road to the beach to see at least 3 staff members making out or passed out. anything's possible at hcbc. why do we stick around for being underpayed and having curfew? anne.
harvey cedars bible conference is a place where christ finds people and changes lives.
by hiyoudontknowwhoiamlol March 17, 2017
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Concerned Women for America (CWA)

A bunch of annoying christian bitches neglected by their husbands when it comes to sex so they try and fill the void by obsessing over issues like homosexuality and abortion, spreading misinformation, hysteria and lies to promote their agenda! The more sex deprived they are, the more fanatical and zealous they get! They have some quacks working for them that claim to be experts on homosexuality. Where do you get a degree like that let alone certification?
Concerned Women for America (CWA) is a christian terrorist organization dedicated to subverting human rights, destroying democracy and perpetrating injustice toward other Americans in their quest to make our nation a theocracy based on biblical beliefs!!!!!
by La Da Dee July 16, 2007
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coner

Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.
I drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.
by Jerktart May 25, 2012
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