concoctionist

One who has the uncanny ability to create new cocktails, recipes and top secret formulas.

These boat drinks are awesome, he is a true concoctionist. If it weren’t for his ability to make Viagra out of seawater he would just be a mixologist.

by Mtns2sea Miguel August 23, 2010

conditional friend

Also Good Time Charlie

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004

Concoction

An assortment of various edible material, mixed together in a plastic bag of any sort, proceded by mashing of the materials in the bag. The concoction is then dropped in the crowded hallways of Kingwood High School by the concoction triumvirate-Sam, Andy, and Chad.

"Don't step in that massive concoction brewed by the triumvirate!"

by Cabbage and Cabbage December 28, 2005

Erection Connection

When two males gingerly touch tips as a friendly gesture. Somewhat like a hand shake.

Bob and Farley had an erection connection after lunch.

by Huava April 17, 2009

the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.

Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.

by dj alfa September 13, 2007

dutch convection oven

To do this you must be the driver, and have power windows and window locks. Roll up all of the windows and lock them. Fart as much as you possibly can then turn the heat on and put it on recircle not fresh. You now have a dutch convection oven.

Five people are in the car and you are driving. Driver Rolls up windows turns heat on recircle and yells, DUTCH CONVECTION OVEN!

by Zach Walker September 3, 2006

Air-Conditioning Nazi

A person who, no matter how SCORCHINGLY UNBERABLY, REDICIULOUSLY HOT it gets, never turns on their air conditioner, OR turns it on very little.

Aagh, my parents are air-conditioning nazi's. I'M GOING TO DIE.

by LIVEitUP91 June 1, 2006