Conch

A euphemism for cunt

That guy is such a conch.

by BANGEXPLOSIVE November 22, 2015

conceited

thinks teh earth revolves around you

I'm not conceited bitch, I'm just awesome!"

by Hulia Hotpants January 20, 2005

Life coaching

A person who makes tons of bad decisions and bad life choices but still feels the need to give you advice and how you can improve yourself even though there lives are in the gutter.

Me and Melissa just broke up and Dan who is on his third wife was giving me relationship advice. He was really life coaching me.

by alberto89 February 28, 2021

Conchism

Noun: A Religion formed off of the belief that the Magic Conch came to save us all from eternity in Davey Jones' Locker. Led by The High Conch in following of Conchus Christ

Hello there, may I introduce you to Conchism?

by theslumpcxnch July 12, 2017

conch pants

Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds

Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'

by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008

concision

When someone tears apart your first draft and gives you about 500 suggestions on how to write it more concisely.

My paper bled red ink hardcore after that teacher's concision.

by Writing J February 13, 2009

conceited asshole

A person or individual who exhibits traits of cockiness or smugness. A condescending individual.

Due to Brian's expansive vocabulary & vain demeanor, David believed him to be a conceited asshole.

by Huggyman November 28, 2015