Comcastic

When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.

My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.

My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(

by rreighe2 July 8, 2016

Comcast

Comcast, better known as Com-cunt, is an evil son of a fucking bitch that nobody cares but the company.

An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.

...A.k.a The Shit.

1) Quick! We need to destroy Comcast or we'll be doomed!!

by RealSparky0320 February 23, 2019

Comcaster

Is an employee who has worked at Comcast for their entire professional career and believes Comcast is better than sliced bread in everything they do! The Kool Aid is drank on a daily basis!

Mike is a Comcaster, only take in about 50% of what he says as he drinks daily from the corporate Kool Aid!

by broberts22 December 17, 2019

comcast.net

If you have this email, your sons a disappointment.

example email *[e-mail]*

by your pussay mamas <3 January 7, 2021

concasm

A type of joke made when a figurative statement is purposely misinterpreted and responded to as though it were litteral.

I made a concasm when Jane said "the climax of the show was the icing on the cake" and I replied "actually, I don't think baked goods were ever involved!"

by galactickiss December 8, 2021

Comcast

A cable company many people from Minnesota most likely have/had

Comcast is slow as fuck

by ErikTheEliminator151 September 8, 2023

Comcastic

The polar opposite of fantastic. The worst of the worst. The equivalent of the 11th level of hell.

The companies software is so poorly written it consistently crashes my computer at the most inconvenient times. It’s Comcastic!

by TNDil444 July 15, 2024