contraband

Drugs or drug-related items. Ex: weed, pipe, rolling papers, tin foil (heavily smoldered), baggies, visine, etc.

Mostly illegal items.

"Hide your contraband, the po-lice are coming!!"

by torey February 6, 2005

colorado

a place that is the most entertaining state in the history of the world and you say people wanna leave... but the high school kids who go out of state for college transfer back because its THAT good.

I am transfering back to colorado because the east coast is now as relaxed nor entertaining

by brec November 17, 2005

Colorado

A state with extreme scerenity, significant sunshine (over 300 days of sunshine a year in Denver) and the best opportunities to enjoy the outdoors. The Rocky Mountains make it the state with the highest average elevation. Denver, its capital and largest city (population 570,000), is called the “Mile High City” because it’s capitol is exactly one mile in elevation. Denver is consistently ranked among the top of America’s “fittest” , “thinnest” , and “most educated” cities. About half of the state’s 5 million residents live in the Greater Denver Metro area. Other important population centers include Colorado Springs, Pueblo and Fort Collins—all of which are located on the eastern edge of the Rocky Mountains. Colorado has extreme variations in climate. People in Denver can get a tan and snow ski in the same day. The enormous flat plains of eastern Colorado get huge thunderstorms in the spring and summer that make for a great lightening show and tornadoes. Colorado is where the song, America the Beautiful was written. “For purple mountains majesty above the fruited plain” describes Colorado to a tee. Beef cattle and wheat are its two largest agricultural products.

I wouldn't mind living in Colorado. It's progressive, has a reasonable cost of living and generally friendly people.

by [e-mail] December 28, 2007

Contrafaggotable

A person considered so repulsive that the mere sight of them would prevent any person of the same gender with bi-curious tendencies that was considering acting upon them to immediately reconsider there decision.

I considered myself bi-curious until I saw Jim, who was so contrafaggotable that I have now reconsidered my position.

by Jesus Horacio Hernandez March 6, 2009

Colorado Chimichanga

Super gluing your anus closed, taking a large amount of laxatives, and defecating Inside the anus.

"How did he end up in the hospital?"
"He gave himself a Colorado Chimichanga."

by Ryan Hook September 13, 2017

Celebrity Contraction

When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina

Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.

by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005

Colorado School of Mines

A sausage fest masquerading as an education. See sausage fest.

I went to the Colorado School of Mines to fulfill my dreams, but it turned out to be more or less a rapey sausage fest.

by JonathanSwift April 11, 2013