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mechanic's cologne

Slang: WD-40. So named because of the distinctive sickly sweet odor of the anti-rust compound.
I spent all day working on my car, and now I've got mechanic's cologne all over my hands.
by Eleglac March 9, 2007
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Pussy Cologne

The smell of pussy that can be smelled on a guy's dick, even a few days after having gotten laid (even after having taken a few showers); it's the smell of honor!

(Similar to having been sprayed by a skunk, except much, much cooler)
Lisa uses her Pussy Cologne on MOCO all the time; is she marking her territory?
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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Colton's Mom's Vagina

A joke originally made about an imaginary person named Colton, It refers to his mom as the 66th most dangerous thing in the world.

Colton's Mom's Vagina has serrated teeth around the outer edge, and has come to be fondly known as a,

"Penis-Flysnatch". This is due to it's capabilities of rapidly snapping shut on anything which touces the vaginal walls more than once. A dexterous person always has enough time to get in and pull out, however. This is actually a good workout, and many people have resorted to this to lose calories.

There is an on-off switch within the Vagina, and only one or two people have been recorded to actually be able to consistantly locate it. This causes her vagina to wait another 30 minutes before closing, and it constricts itself to an appropriate tightness.

On that note, although you would expect Colton's mom's vagina to be extremely lose due to all the action it gets, it is able to loosen or slacken itself at will, enabling it to keep a person going longer, increasing the risk of "de-manning him".
Colton's mom is known to prostitute herself at a very cheap price, for this is an easy way for it to get food. The last recorded rate was 15 cents.
"Why's Topher In the Hospitol?"
"He must not have been fast enough with Colton's Mom's Vagina Last night."

"Dude, why are you sweating so prefusely?"
"Just got back from Colton's Mom's house, I couldn't find the on-off switch this time."

"DUDE! Look! A hooker! Only Fifteen cents!"
"STAY THE FUCK AWAY! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!"
by CJHat April 9, 2010
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coitogen

a substance that would enhance one's desire to have sex; a sex stimulant.
Could a cup of hot milk with honey act as a coitogen?
by uttam maharjan February 19, 2010
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Colton

A Colton is an amazing boyfriend who is always there when you need him. He is good at all sports, especially football! A Colton is gorgeous, good-looking, energetic, sweet, cute, sometimes weird, trustworthy, cuddly, and funny guy. He is definitely husband material! Any girl would be lucky to be with such an amazing guy!
Colton is an amazing quarterback.
Colton is the most amazing and good-looking boyfriend.
by KaiJoR May 26, 2018
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Colognely

When a person has used so much cologne that it is offensive to others and therefore no one wants to be around them, that person is now not just lonely, but "colognely".
Lance has been very colognely lately ever since he got that new bottle of Drakkar and began bathing himself in it.
by ShorewoodScott May 31, 2018
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booze cologne

The smell of alcohol still on your breath after waking up in the morning even with the use of mouth wash.
I passed by Bob and he had booze cologne, I guess the mouth wash was no help.
by CHITOWN MAGIC January 28, 2010
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