color guard

the people in JROTC the hold the flags in the ugly little harnesses.

commander: present colors!

color guard: *picks up flag and puts it in harness*

by fergalicious November 18, 2006

color guard

see my definition of colorguard because I'm not in one i spelled it as one word...

I'm in the band :-)

by Kaytee P January 14, 2004

Color Guard

Girls or guys that role around on the ground

why are color guard girl all ways rolling around on the ground

by westhill the man October 15, 2008

Color Guard

Stupid Dancing with flags, usually using ugly an makeup job.

"Wow. You practiced 15 hours to twirl a flag? Congrats on Color Guard I guess...."

by YouStoleMyMan April 13, 2013

color guard

An organization of people who tried out for drill team/dance team and/or cheer and didn't make it who twirl around plastic rifles and throw and occasionally catch flags. Rejects, essentially. Sorry.

person A: did you watch the halftime show?
person B: hell yeah! the band was bangin'
person A: why did color guard have to be in the way? god

by amazing:) July 17, 2014

colorguarder

-a loser who practices the activity of throwing around flags and believes that it is cool to do so
-noobs who believes that colorguard is a sport
-a freak who believes that colorguard is better than swimming when its not
-people who throw flags up and drop it on their face. bleeding, they shortly believe that they had risen in social level
- a dumbass
-a believer of the religeon "colorguard is a sport"

"hi im a colorguarder. today i threw a flag up and it whacked me in the face. can i sit with you cool kids now?"
"gtfo"

by luls luls luls May 27, 2009

color guard hoe

a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.

Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.

by c4an November 4, 2022