colorguard.

Flaggot to any Bandie

Did you see that flaggot? she just fucked up perfect 10, fucking flaggots can spin sabers, our flute players could do better!

by Nolan July 15, 2004

Colorguard

A group of retards that have no ambitions in life, that will grow up to be losers unless they escape before midnight on their 18th birthday.

What are those tards doin'? O' that's just the lame as colorguard! South Florida is over run by them... gross!

by I escaped in time... April 23, 2010

Colorguard

A form of entertainment, usually part of a marching band, that involves using props and incorporating different styles of dance. While college-level colorguard requires an intensive amount of practice and ability, high school colorguard girls are essentially the equivalence of pompom/pom-pon or cheerleading rejects.

P1: "Did you see that picture of the colorguard girls on the marching band's Facebook page?"

P2: "Oh, yeah. Some of them aren't exactly the best looking..."

P1: "I heard they only joined since they weren't good enough for the poms squad."

P2: "I bet they just wanted to get with the band guys and didn't have enough musical talents to be actually part of the band."

by encyclowikitionpedia October 30, 2011

colorguard

basically cheerleading for the girls who arent pretty enough for cheerleading

Alex: Why is she on colorguard?

Josh: Because she isnt pretty enough for cheerleading.

by NoTaFlY December 2, 2010

colorguarder

-a loser who practices the activity of throwing around flags and believes that it is cool to do so
-noobs who believes that colorguard is a sport
-a freak who believes that colorguard is better than swimming when its not
-people who throw flags up and drop it on their face. bleeding, they shortly believe that they had risen in social level
- a dumbass
-a believer of the religeon "colorguard is a sport"

"hi im a colorguarder. today i threw a flag up and it whacked me in the face. can i sit with you cool kids now?"
"gtfo"

by luls luls luls May 27, 2009

Colorguard

A cult of people who cast spells and curses using flag sabers in Michael’s

After the colorguard performed sky turned red and it started raining blood

by Put name here August 29, 2020

Colorguard old

A term used for Colorguard and Winterguard members .When you’re Young enough to still Participate in Drum corps (under 21) but have the bone structure and aches of a 90 year old person. Shin splits, knee problems, broken ankles, jammed fingers, pulled muscles and tendinitis is common when you’re Colorguard old. Generally used when You have been spinning since middle school or highschool, and are relatively young, but are old and feel as though you’re decaying physically.

Person 1: Man why are your Knees CRACKING like that during that squat?

Person 2: Bro that’s bc I’m weak and colorguard old.

by icantfeelyourtoes October 4, 2022