When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.
by megustaYOURFACE April 16, 2012
Verb- The action of inserting the penis into the anus for the first time, invoking mostly pain, horror and complete shock. Possibly followed by pleasure. Possibly not.
Other definitions include...
"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"
"Just the tip, for boys"
"Backdoor Pony Express"
Other definitions include...
"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"
"Just the tip, for boys"
"Backdoor Pony Express"
"Hey, did you hear that Vin Diesel wanted to Colon Tickle Clay Aiken?"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"
by Boooose February 27, 2010
Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2018
Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
by Diegaa June 19, 2008
by Slam-a-lam-a-ding-ding-ding-dong August 08, 2006
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 09, 2005