Colon Birth

Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.

I may need stitches after that colon birth.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

Colon burger

Deep meaty fart, coming from the depths of your colon. Typically foul smelling and hearty.

Shannon walked over and dropped a real colon burger, stunk up the whole area.

by slick slappy January 12, 2015

Colon Contraction

When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.

I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.

by BT 2 September 1, 2009

d colon

D:

Racism is evil. d colon!

by dcolonization May 6, 2022

colonic fumes

Noxious farts

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Colon-bowlin'

A term for anal sex.

I went colon-bowlin' with Bruce last night.

by Slam-a-lam-a-ding-ding-ding-dong September 12, 2008

colon demon

The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor

The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005