Colon the Barbarian

Another term for a faggot who loves sticking his cock up other blokes arses. After the film Conan the Barbarian

Look at Gary checking Michael out, he's a right Colon the Barbarian

by London_Ad October 6, 2006

colon the ass pirate

Cory Day- a prick formaly employed at Brigidos IGA in north scituate RI

Cory day the origonal "colon the ass pirate"

by paul phillips February 10, 2005

Colon Chonger

This activity involves two people. It simply consists of one person of either sex, squating over another person(either sex) and is an internal exercise, where by the 'chonger' inserts his mouth into the anal passage and starts to suck vigorously until large chunks of feces enter into his/her mouth.

Pete owes me some money. It's about time he paid the 'Colon Chonger'

by Tom Mmmmmmmmmmmmm April 25, 2006

Colon Yodel

A very, very loud and obnoxious fart.

Aw man, Jack pulled a colon yodel last night. It was nasty.

by Sonny Boi January 12, 2016

Colon Blow

The act in after anal intercourse one affixes the lips of the mouth to the anus and proceeds to blow as if inflating a balloon.

Jay just gave Mary a Colon Blow

by Raven2099 May 18, 2008

Colon Pipe

A small metalic pipe used in the cleansing of the colon. Also doubles as a whistle. The usage of the colon pipe in an msn conversation will produce a straight mouthed face.

John - "Hey Billy, I just got a new colon pipe!"

Billy - ":|"

by Rizz and Jizz July 12, 2006

Colon Cleanse

The Colon Cleanse is a complex sexual act that begins by inserting Mentos into your partners anus, convincing them that the candies are in fact anal beads. Once five or six mentos have been inserted, the male partner squeezes a bottle of Diet Coke into the female's rectum and plugs her butt with his erect penis. As the reaction between the coke and Mentos commences, the male partner must concentrate on holding his position for maximum explosion, and finally removing his penis from the woman's anus, releasing a whirlwind of Coke-Mentos-Feces-Ejaculate Fluid blend that effectively "cleanses" the colon.

MIKEY: My girlfriends flatulence have smelled quite fresh ever since we performed the Colon Cleanse last night.

JOSTON: Dude, I hope you put some plastic sheets down or something.

by jda-grava.1 February 4, 2010