cockspank

the word cockspank means that you whip out your cock and walk up to a somebody and hit them with your penis

i cockspanked that gangster and pulled out his and said it was smaller

by <AnDy> <3E> <HaJeK> November 24, 2004

cockbrain

a guy who only thinks about his dick and goes from one girl to another.

john is such a cockbrain--he was just dating bridget but after he fucked her he dumped her for anne

by youngandinsane March 30, 2007

cock stain

to call someone a cock stain.

man fuck off, you a COCK STAIN.

by myrealnameisbrent August 20, 2011

cocksandwich

The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.

\\\\\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\\\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!

by Muff Mania September 13, 2007

Cockstability

(Verb) The act of giving dick on a frequent manner to a chick who is demanding something stable between both parties involved. Usually involves the woman asking for a serious commitment while the man only wants to fuck. The man just wants to show he's committed to sex.

Rachael: I feel we need to define and establish a stable relationship going forward! I'm tired of all the uncertainty, I need to know what you are willing to offer.

Dave: Frankly my dear, at this moment all I can offer you is some cockstability!

by drr10 May 30, 2013

Cockaine

The ejaculate snorted into nostrils of the eager Blowjob Betty in the process of having her ass coke butt(ered).

Dang! She wouldn't let up, that bitch was on the Cockaine All night long!

by david ko. January 31, 2008

cockstand

The act of having a giant cock. A cock so long that when erect you could put it on the ground on a windy day just to hold yourself up. Kind of like a kickstand on a bicycle. In some rare cases tho if is when you go out looking for a mean dick to hop up and down on like a pogo-stick.

Nick: Yo Chris I heard you did a cockstand this weekend, is that true?
Chris: Ya man, its true.
Nick: I dont see where you get enjoyment out of another mans penis...thats gross!

by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009