e-cockblock

1. When you are about to watch porn, and right as the video loads, you get an Instant Message (AIM, MSN, YAHOO, etc) that blocks the video.

2. The same instance of getting an IM, but right as you start to orgasm from masturbating while watching porn.

Oh my god, I was watching some great lesbian porn when I got e-cockblocked by my friend!

by hoboX10 July 16, 2009

Cockblocked

The intentional hindrance or disruption of the act of consensual sex with malicious intent.

While I was having sex with my girlfriend, Bob cockblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.

by KillaKinz March 1, 2009

walking cockblock

A person who prevents a friend from layin' down his game or lays down game on a female that he KNOWS his friend is into, just because he can. See Cockblock or SlickD.

SlickD macks on everyone's chicks. What a walking cockblock.

by Gaetani April 20, 2003

cockblocker

People that making getting some a lot more difficult that it should be.

Everyone I know is a cockblocker. Get a hobby that doesn't affect me, dammit.

by blank June 9, 2003

cockblock

a person who comes between you and a successful score by continually derailing the train or showing up at the worst times possible with inane, unrelated blather

a woman who won't shut up when you're trying to chat up her best friend

by kitznegari November 9, 2002

cockblock

When your hand is down your girlfriend's panties and your mom walks in.

Got cockblocked by mom last night. Amy said she was ready to go all the way, but she went home instead and I got grounded. I might be a virgin for another week yet.

by MrKapper Is Back December 12, 2012

Operational Cockblock

Noun. In the workplace: A boss (male or female) who says "no" to your creative & efficient idea, because they did not think of it first.

Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.

I thought Clockblockers, who can't get laid, only hangout in bars....

But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.

Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.

Where a year later........:

Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....

......and a week later: you get fired.

;)

by AmusRudedawgg6976 October 16, 2009