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thanos cock block

When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.
Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.
by DrSalter June 1, 2018
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the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
by de-pube February 2, 2021
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cock builder

one who builds cocks. Positive if you are a girl, negative if you are a guy. Building cock is making it grow.
Used positively: Did you see that little blond with the glasses that just walked in? She'ssuch a cock builder!

Used negatively: I hate when all you do is sit there like a fucking cock builder.
by Crunchyness May 21, 2007
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cock sauce

A slang name for Sriracha, from the most popular brand, Huy Fong, having a rooster (aka cock) on the bottle
by IronicTrollFace February 4, 2017
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cock carousel

An idea perpetuated on manosphere blogs that women casually sleep around in their 20's with hot, non-commital player types.

Then, supposedly, when they hit their 30's and lose their looks, they realize they wasted their prime man-snagging years and become desperate to settle down, often with a boring, dependable flavor of guy they previously had no interest in.
Karen spent her late-twenties riding the cock carousel with a bunch of guys in bands that just wanted sex. Now she's 33, past her prime, and dating an accountant who's she's pressuring to have kids with.
by CommanderFerret October 26, 2013
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Swamp cock

When you tuck your dick into your butt crack all day before a blowjob, and then yell “SWAMP COCK” and then smack her nose with your dong until she smells it
“Hey man I heard you got head from some hot girl

“I was about to, but then I hit her with that swamp cock and then she threw up”
by SwampyBoi April 1, 2019
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Nice Cock Bro

A way to greet, and compliment one another with class. Can be used to greet men, women, and all the confused members of society in between.
Hey, nice cock bro!

Thanks dude I really needed that, my self confidence just got boosted through the roof.
by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020
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