Cocklashed

To whip someones leg with your penis.

"You just got cocklashed, baby!"

by Neilio November 9, 2003

phone cockslap

A situation where you dominate a girl over text that you actually cock slap the phone.

girl:"oh babe I cant believe how right you are about that"
dude: "yes, I know. I am the son of Zeus" *phone cockslap*

by eekcmnads December 2, 2009

cockapolt

when you lay on your back and use your cock as a catapolt by pulling back on it and flinging a object

i cockapolted a rasin at her with my cock last night

by jnb1 January 19, 2009

cockaphobe

someones whos scared of cocks

sara labeck is a cockaphobe

by pkpimp October 4, 2009

Cockladon

A Word invinted by Doug to define an enormous Cock (one of dinosaur like proportions) who cut him off while driving for FedEx in Quincy Mass.
Not a compliment!

"Use a turn signal you Cockladon!!"

by HEADHUNTER22 March 7, 2010

Cocklance

A weapon with which you smite krakens.

"I'ma smite yo' kraken wit ma' cocklance."

"Remove your assfrogs from the presence of my cocklance."

by GnarlyChinAction January 10, 2011

Cocklashing

pulling your penis out and slapping an inanimate object E.G. a table to produce a slapping sound.

James took his cock out and started cocklashing for all to hear

by Thatgamingowl June 15, 2017