cockblock

One of those things they put in between each urinal in a lot of gents public toilets so there is no peeking.
Thank God there's a cockblock there, Steely was trying to look at my package.
by Martin September 24, 2003
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cockblock

Someone who games on the women you're lookin' at, even though they know you're goin' after them. See Walking Cockblock and SlickD
SlickD is the biggest cockblock. He's always hittin' on my women.
by Gaetani April 20, 2003
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cockblock

1. A Friend That Prevents you from getting da Clam
2. A Assiocate that Prevents you from getting some cunt
"God dammit, Josh fucking cockblocked me again, I guess Roofies will have to work next time"
by The Roosk May 17, 2005
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cockblock

when a dumb ass bitch that isnt hot or attractive and you dont even communicate with basically makes some random shit up about you and her hooking up to make that fly ass hoe you are thinkin of bonin only look at you as a complete busta, but in all actuality the cockblock or as we call them on da street..."hoodrat" or "bitchass" is the only busta around. The cock block usually is just in da club frontin...

its poppin in da club and ma boy jay is feelin dis fly ass hunny...

-jay: so emily lets go to the trap or somethin, you fine as hell and you know a d-boi like me wants to hit all night, yeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
-emily: well its obvious you aint frontin g, so hold up while i go tell the girls you gon give it up to me tonight.
-jay: aight bitch make it quick though, my dick feels like its gonna burst out my fuckin pants man shit...

emily is now with her bitches when all the sudden a cockblock (lindsay) comes over with a major kill...

-emily: i cant wait to get pounded by jay tonight, i hope he tears me apart.
-lindsay: oh yeah i made out with jay kyd, you already know.
-emily: shieeeet meng
-jay: yo lindsay stop being a mo fuckin cockblock and go suck a dick, no homo.
-killa: yeah yeah jay rep yo hood kyd AY! AY!
-emily: is this true jay, because it sure would make you look like a busta, i mean shit son, damn...
-jay: man emily lindsay is a hoodrat, and a cockblock ya heard?
-emily: fo sho
-jay and emily: one.
-killa: for real i just wanna say...yo lindsay go get ya wet wipes...I see your head lights, dey NOT lookin dead nice they got me sayin D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn.
by killa! August 31, 2006
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1. To deny a horny partner sex as a means of control.
2. To forego expected vaginal coitus after reciveing oral sex.
3. To back out of an already initated sexual encounter.

My girl wanted it bad, but since she didn't cook I gave the lazy lady the cockblock.
by xylol March 16, 2006
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cockblocker

cock·block·er kok blókr (plural cock·block·ers) noun - Pre-12th century. Origin uncertain, probably from medieval Latin coccus·blake cockblocker; a cockblocker; to block/blocked his/her/it's cock in say; person tries to stick his/her/it's cock into something to prove authority, where as he gets cut off by someone; conclusion; being cockblocked and becomming property of the person he/she/it is being cockblock by.
by poQ May 22, 2003
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cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.
Yuks is a cockblocking legend.
by The Flying Dick November 03, 2009
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