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Russian Corkscrew

I know the details; But I cannot tell you where the Russian part fits in, aside form russians are quite fucked up (usually, there are exceptions). OKies, When a chick takes shit from a guys ass (usually after giving a rim job), puts it all over his dick, they begin to fuck (her on top) and he spins her around on his penis. Some guys say they hate it, and some find it like their calling card. It varies by person.
-"I gave her the good Russian Corkscrew last night, but it was on a dare"
-"Yeah? Well I corkscrewed your mom one night and that's why you were born"
by SlacKtor (becca) May 13, 2006
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Corkscrew Landing

A corkscrew landing (also spiral landing) is a method of penetration that is intended to minimize the risk of the man being hit by anti-aircraft fire from the ground on his way to the destination orifice. Instead of slow descent towards the hole, in a corkscrew landing the phallus is positioned at high altitude above the entry port, then descends rapidly in a spiral. The manoeuvre is typically performed by pilots of military aircraft.
Man 1: hey pal, you don’t look so hot.

Pilot: yeah I feel like shit. I botched a corkscrew landing last night and missed the landing strip.

Man 1: ouch.
by dragonmasterman December 9, 2018
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Corkscrew

A stupid little slut that steals your boyfriend. not to mention she's not bright at all. And hse is GAWKY yea GAWKY...
I'm over her she's such a corkscrew..
by callie hensly April 13, 2008
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Corkscrew

1. Screwing a girl using a cork.

2. screwing a girl by inserting your penis and then turning it around inside her. Not by going in and out or up and down but by twisting it in a circle. (Note: You will have to move with your dick as it is impossible to turn around and around otherwise.)
Sally and Tom to corkscrew her that evening because she was feeling adventurous.

John told his wife that he wanted to use the cork from their new bottle of wine to corkscrew her.
by bibbledeeboo December 5, 2010
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mexican corkscrew

Taking a hot mexican sauce and put it in ones anus, then putting a dildo (or anyother thing you can put in your anus)and spinning it around while feeling the burn of the hot sauce.
I'm gunna give you a mexican corkscrew.
by ch0l0 ESA July 19, 2012
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Cockstew

The horrific paste that oozes from a penis of a patient with V.D.
Dr. Haerlsem said that cockstew was a juvenile term, and that it was properly called dick gravy.
by Spanky Longthumb May 21, 2010
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clockcrew

A dead flash group, originating from newgrounds.com.
If any of wtfnoob's actions killed the clockcrew, it was leaving it. Blame yourselves.
by tomfulp January 1, 2005
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