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Cockpocket

1. a person who has a super hot girl friend but does not do anything with them or is too afraid to, it is also referred to as "Pulling a GJ"

2. a person who cannot get a girl friend while his other friends can
definition 1

bro 1: dude your girl friend is so hot
bro 2: yeah i know. but im too afraid to do anything with her
bro 1: dude you are such a cockpocket you are pulling a gj
bro 2: whats a cock pocket? o.O
bro 1: *walks away*

definition 2

bro 1 and 2: dude its so awesome having a girl friend
bro 3: dude not fair i want a girl friend, but i can never get one

bro 1: hehehe...cock pocket
bro 3: shut up
by Bob90827308297 May 20, 2009
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CockSock

A "CockSock" is jargon for a condom that you would place on a male's penis.

The name draws from the comparison of applying your feet with a sock to putting a condom on the cock with both being practical as protection as well as both being rippable due to lack of care.
Could we hold on the engaging contact honeysuckles while I put on my "cocksock" for hopeful prevention of accidental pregnancy.

Here Billy, take this "cocksock" with you incase you score a winner with someone tonight.
by SquirrelPower October 24, 2008
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cocklocker

In a cocklocker screams can be heard for miles, yet no questions are asked.
by Rapease June 16, 2011
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cockrock

any band that gets groupies through using incredibly simplistic music such as punk
Dude stop listening to green day and blink 182 its total cockrock
by brosephus315 March 17, 2010
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Cockrocket

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she farts creating a rocket. Unless she's really fat, then you fly off.
Dude, she totally did a cockrocket last night.
by Cockrocket69 May 24, 2008
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cockpocket

a person with a huge adams apple used as a dick rest
wow that is a big cockpocket
by nick renzo June 30, 2008
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Cocksocket

A penis that bends unreasonably far to any direction when erected
Jeez Linda, that guy had such a cocksocket last night, i thought that Captain Hook was inside me.
by JakeHudz May 1, 2009
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