by Tony September 03, 2004
An attempt to block another's sexual intentions by an object, friend (or foe), family member, pets (kittens), or extraterrestrials (the womens friends).
When trying to seek action from your female counterpart, you are interrupted by the "cute" kittens (cock blocks) who were sent from Hell to ruin your intentions.
You have been planning on watching a movie with your female counterpart, with hopes on "gettin" in there. You recently found out that a chick flick was rented, and all the extraterrestrials are going to raid the bedroom, ruining any chance of stimulation.
When a friend or foe approaches you and the smokin' female your mackin' in a bar, and asks if your herpes have flared up recently.
You have been planning on watching a movie with your female counterpart, with hopes on "gettin" in there. You recently found out that a chick flick was rented, and all the extraterrestrials are going to raid the bedroom, ruining any chance of stimulation.
When a friend or foe approaches you and the smokin' female your mackin' in a bar, and asks if your herpes have flared up recently.
by Mist_SiR February 14, 2008
someone stupid and annoying who is always in the way when a guy is trying to spend 'alone' time with his girl. these are very annoying and can be often defeated by spraying water on them till they melt or kicking them hard in the genitals.
"hey did it ever go anywere with that girl your into?"
"no unfortunatly that cock blocker tommy H was around"
"dude that sucks, im soooo sorry, will you ever recover"
"no."
"no unfortunatly that cock blocker tommy H was around"
"dude that sucks, im soooo sorry, will you ever recover"
"no."
by funnyfunnyfunny February 24, 2010
Walking up to some Beezy and saying " that guy just wants to fuck you"
Or when someone is laying the "Mack" coming up and being like "hey playa whos this bitch your with she is Fuckable are you gonna give me a turn"That is being a Cock blocking bastard
Or when someone is laying the "Mack" coming up and being like "hey playa whos this bitch your with she is Fuckable are you gonna give me a turn"That is being a Cock blocking bastard
by Dnagy March 16, 2006
When you have a few women to pick from and your mate comes round and cock blocks you from sleeping with any but doesn’t sleep with any himself but makes thems leave before going home to walk his six dogs
Bens cock block me again
by Popsinator January 02, 2022
Infamous Art is still in love with a girl, so he deicided to cock block his friends from having a chance with his friend
by Killakam638 June 10, 2011
A cockblock is a slang term for an intentional, or sometimes unintentional action that serves to prevent someone from having sexual intercourse with a partner.
by blondbarbie22195 January 10, 2013