by dachiever February 25, 2016
When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.
by Slippin' Jimmy February 23, 2016
When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.
by Butteater637 March 25, 2016
Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.
Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
by JWSmythe February 24, 2016
by Slosheimer August 18, 2023
Extreme sexual act involving three homosexual men (two of which may be already be deceased prior to the act taking place). First, one homosexual defecates in the other two participants mouths before stringing them up from the ceiling by the ankles and decapitating them. He then tries to make love to both severed heads while being showered in the blood of the other two. Bonus points are awarded if he manages to finish before the blood stops spraying out. Not to be confused with the Glasgow Cobbler.
by Al-Kai'eran September 24, 2009
Dancing in a Little Red Riding Hood outfit she slapped her thigh and raised her skirt beckoning onlookers to view her peach cobbler...expecting a tip for the show
by Turk23 November 07, 2006