Coffin Lane

The curb lane of a multi-lane road. So named because drivers crossing the road, are not apt to see vehicles driving down this lane. These drivers are often suckered into making the crossing by innocent drivers in other lanes, who politely wave them through. Everyone is oblivious to the cars sailing down the far right hand lane, who have the right of way.

Of course the insurance company denied his claim. He was making a left turn across three lanes of traffic and could not see the cars whizzing down the curb or coffin lane. The moral is never trust other drivers, when they wave you through. Notice how they were smiling when they waved you through?
The chances are that a turn-pussy knows this from experience, not from driver's ed.

by miker2001 December 27, 2009

Coffee Gnome

Male or female corporate employees who roam aimlessly to various other departments within their building looking for free coffee. Typical subjects are height disadvantaged. Non offending employees often carry gnome sticks or "gnomechucks" to ward off.

Look y'all, here come the coffee gnomes again. Good thing we only left them the Maxwell House!

by Shadow thorn June 22, 2011

Lukewarm coffee

when a mildly attractive woman invites a man into her home/apartment after a date to have coitus

man 1: how did your date go last night?
man 2: not bad if i wasn't so plastered i would have realized she was only Lukewarm coffee.
man 1: booze is a bastard
man 2: never again

by idakothetricky June 28, 2012

White Coffee

a name used by people in the party scene for the drug Cocaine.

I sure could go for a nice cup of white coffee..

by Jones Valusse November 22, 2016

Guido coffin

Another name for a tanning bed.

Joe: "Shit that chick looks orange as hell"
Gavin: "Yeah, she must have spent to much time in the guido coffin"

by Leydeman February 17, 2008

coffee flavored milk

A drink made out of milk and sold as coffee. The flavor of the coffee is usually masked or hidden by the sugary syrups that are added. The best way to get your daily dairy intake and a great way to cure hangovers.

Starbucks is America's number one dairy supplier by selling large amounts of coffee flavored milk.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 4, 2008

Coffin Nail

slang term for a cigarette

a coffin nail a day will put you away

by TokeJoker November 13, 2003