clusterfuck

Collective noun for a bunch of turkeys

"Dude, check out that clusterfuck of turkeys over there"....."Totally"

by Bradz88 July 11, 2011

clusterfrack

First defined by Joseph Gatts on YouTube in October of 2015 in application to the realm of Steven Universe, clusterfrack refers to the process of pumping synthetic tears of Rose Quartz into the core of the earth in order to effect the emergence of the Cluster (a massive fusion of millions of shattered Gems).

This term derives from fracking which refers to the process of either inseminating or pumping something into the Earth to aid in oil drilling operations. In all three cases, the end result is the emergence of either an infant, crude oil, or the Cluster.

After deeming it unsuitable for Gem settlement, the Homeworld Gems decided to clusterfrack the Earth in order to experiment on the effect of synthetic lacrimal essence upon Gem shards.

by Goseph Jatts November 30, 2015

Clusterfuck

A group of 10 or more popular kids that are Holier-Than-Thou

Ew its the Clusterfuck again, why can they hang out at Walmart or something smh

by ImSoooooBored May 22, 2018

Clusterfuck Grading System

A system for classsifying the amount of disarray in a clusterfuck.

level of clusterfuck= (amount of people mindfucked over time)^2

Highest

A+
A
B+
B
C+
C
D+
D
Lowest

Abbreviated G____CF
The blank denotes the "grade of the clusterfuck"

Clusterfuck Grading System
GACF= Grade A clusterfuck

When I couldn't get the Van Dorn stain out of my bed it was a GACF

A thousand 9 year olds on davis lawn was a GACF

by UCo July 22, 2011

Clusterfuck

The art of being disconnected discombobulated and generally unorganized

This project has become a clusterfuck

by DoUdV8 August 15, 2017

Clusterfuck

World War 2 terminology for any group of soldiers that would be easily wiped out by an incoming grenade.

"Yep, one well placed grenade by charlie, and that whole clusterfuck is going home in pine boxes."

by P!o.o!P December 27, 2009

norwegian clusterfuck

The Norwegian Clusterfuck is a gangbang consisting of 100 or more males and only one female. The men (typically Norwegian) completely ravage every possible fuck hole on this sluts body until they all reach climax, then in unison all cover her body in their sweet sticky nectar... she then licks herself clean.

"Holy shit did you watch Cassidy get Norwegian Clusterfucked?" "Watch her? I Participated!"

by The Norwegian Himself May 4, 2010