clerks

A very funny movie directed by Kevin Smith (silent bob).

DANTE: My girlfriend sucked 37 DICKS!!!!
RANDAL: In a ROW?! (classic clerks line)

Jay: fuckfuckfuckfuck motha motha FUCK! motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noinsh noinsh noinsh! shmokin weed shomkin wiz, doing drugs makin biz...(etc)

by mreva03 December 28, 2005

no kit no clue

Used to refer to a n00b that forgot to buy a bomb defuse kit.

Originated from Counter Strike.

cuntstrikepro: omg disarm
n00b: what key do i press to disarm bomb lolz
cuntstrikepro: no kit no clue
n00b: #get out of there it's gonna blow#
cuntstrikepro has left the game

by ClouDstalker February 1, 2010

clue

Used by jokers on the internet to refer to an erection.

"Yeah she gave me a clue. She gave me a RAGING CLUE!"

XD

by TheWWEManiac October 18, 2006

Clert

A clert is defined as an ambiguous bodily function that can be performed by any human regardless of gender but probably only by those who have passed puberty.

Oops! I think I may have just clerted. Forgive me.

by DJ Tasty Licks December 10, 2010

cluedart

someone who is clueless. this term originates in the united states air force basic training at lackland air force base in san antonio, texas.

can't you iron your uniform properly, you friggin cluedart!?

by John L. Meeks, Jr. October 27, 2005

clerkin

something that is extremely sexy

damn you're clerkin.

by clerkin lady May 22, 2009

Clermey

That feeling of your boobs sweating,that your boobs happen to slide in between your cleavage

Chase your making my boobs so clermey

by Clermey Fisher August 16, 2011