Closet Chick

A girl that you are fucking that is so fat or ugly she should not be seen in public with you, but instead kept in a closet for only you to see.

Chris said he's gonna stay at home tonight. Probably with his closet chick, so nobody makes fun of him.

by Jake2z December 11, 2011

closet key

someone who makes other people realize they are gay.

Kristen Stewart in Twilight was the closet key for a generation of young lesbians

by hopelesseros May 20, 2017

fur closet

A fur closet is a particularly hairy vagina.

Adam was unable to seal the deal with Lisa, because he couldn't force his Wang through the thick underbrush of her fur closet.

by Shaguar28 April 28, 2014

The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.

"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending

by ThatOneHumann May 3, 2022

closet lesbian

A blatant lesbian who just won't admit it to themselves

Mr Evans: Hey has julia come out as a lesbian yet?

Mr Horgan: Nah she's still a closet lesbian

by Cammy Jonnesss January 25, 2011

Closet Nerd

Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.

Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.
Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.
Person 1>No way...

by Conar101 November 12, 2005

Closet Gay

A homosexual guy, preferably in highschool or college who is gay but keeps his sexuality a secret. A closet gay can be ANYONE. I know guys from highschool who only talked about tits and ass, yet now they're out as gay.

The closet part comes from coming out as gay, vice versa if you haven't came out you're still in the closet.

Has John ever dated a chick? I think he might be a closet gay.

by VerusVissum February 17, 2015