CobbyWobbyFittys

3ft tall tomato.

Person: You are 3ft tall
Cobbywobbyfittys: I know x

by Shrek Hentai September 25, 2018

slobber clobber

The act of hocking a lugie and spitting into the anus and then proceeding to tongue punch said anus.

I was giving this girl a slobber clobber last night and she moaned like a blue whale.

by Captain Clobber March 25, 2016

clobbered

the feeling given to a homosexual male after having his arse feltched and then passionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).

tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his arse, when bill flipped him over to passionately kiss him. tom could taste himself...the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, "i'm so clobbered"

by herbert67 August 6, 2009

clabby

Adjective.

To be clabby is to be the following: ugly, dirty, STD-ridden, trashy, annoying, slutty or just gross in general.

Someone who is clabby is far too disgusting to be labeled beat, white trash or raggie.

"Did you hear who he hooked up with last night?"

"Ew, she's beyond clabby."

by clabbermeister June 27, 2011

Cobby

Adjective
1. Relating to the old saying, "She has cobwebs between her legs".
2. A woman or man who is irritable, bitchy, mean, and inverted due to the lack of a good lay over a long period of time.

3. Usually the person half 'put together', sitting alone at a dive bar having an intense, yet quiet conversation with their margarita.

Person 1
"You see that lady all alone back by the old pool table? I bet even YOUR ugly mug could get lucky with that one."
Person 2

"More like unlucky. Chick is cobby as hell."

by Argustus rennif February 5, 2018

Cobby

An alternative word for Pencil or a wooden sided Barn

Can you pass me that Cobby, I need to finish the shading on the top lip

I am going to a Cobby Dance tommorow

by RancidBabyP December 15, 2010

Clobber Darts

The Ejaculate squirted onto a womans body immediately after removal from an orafice!

I shot her hair full of Clobber Darts!

by Anon May 30, 2003