CLITS

'Cos Life Is Too Short

"let's go out tonight"
"nah man I'm knackered"
"come onnnnnnnnnnn, we have toooooooooo, CLITS!!!!"
"OH YEAH!!!!"

by AcousticAbby April 5, 2013

clitical

A place that every man or woman should go to, it will turn you into a sex god if you read enough of it. Even if you're sexually ignorant, inexperienced, good, however good you may be, it will make you better.

Tommy couldn't even get his girlfriend off and they did it once a month, then he went to clitical, and now she's screaming his name every night.

by Arch0wl December 12, 2006

clitical error

An occurence in which a man (or woman) performs an unsatisfactory (or even painful) while giving oral sex to a woman.

John bit me last night when he went down on me! that was such a clitical error.

by David the great June 2, 2004

clitsmack

Actual meaning~~To smack ones clit, Slang meaning~~A fun name to call your friends

What's up "clitsmack"?

by ~Malone~ April 9, 2008

clitionary

a book or dictionary that is primarily about sex

have you got a clitionary?

by craig March 12, 2003

cliti peen

n. the erection of an elongated clitoris, also known as swollen clitoris.

Ralph: Hey, did you hook up with that chick from the bar last night?

Sven: Nah man. When she took off her panties I got a look at her cliti peen and I damn near puked.

Ralph: Dude, that's fuckin gross.

by Luvin on your mom January 6, 2013

Trippin Clits

A chemical induced state involving the bombarded by clits.

Me: Shit mike, i was trippin clits last night, shit was tits.
Mike: pink be plentiful

by Sir Dankleton III esq. March 26, 2009