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climate normal

Climate normal is the normal fluctuations of temperature and season as the earth rotates daily during a yearly transit of the nearest star with including significant fluctuations in distance, solar wind, energy release and magnetic shielding. With additional effects of gravity from the moon.
I woke up this morning and it was colder that it was this after noon, it’s climate normal.
by Lizardfish69420 February 11, 2023
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Climatrosphe

If carbon dioxide levels continue, it will be a climatrosphe
by bustergonad March 27, 2023
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climatise

climatising means getting used to your surroundings/ environment
i’ve finally climatised to the pool water
by nattypattyratty May 27, 2023
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climatoma

most beautiful, hottest , sexiest , coolest girl ever
climatoma ‘ she got that climatoma energy that no one can resist
by sacredsouls June 10, 2023
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Climate dysphoria

A new psychiatric disorder similar to gender dysphoria but you're genetically incapable of understanding that climate is part of your external locus of control and therefore cannot be geoengineered to fit our godless understanding of climate change
When you suffer from climate dysphoria in then United States, the solution is simple : move to a non climate dysphoric country like in the Muslim world and say inshallah every time you open your weather app on your phone.
by Sexydimma September 4, 2023
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Climate dysphoria

When you're confused as to whether the church, the state or science will determine if climate 🤔 change is real.
I have climate dysphoria because I believe that the church should decide if climate change 🤔 is real.
by Sexydimma September 7, 2023
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Climate jew

That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.
CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming
by xythras September 3, 2024
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