claymore

The act of flatulating while walking down a busy street, hallway, etc. where the person behind you walks into it, experiencing the full force of your vile ass fumes.

"Placing claymore!"

by thedudeman456543234567 June 16, 2014

clayton bigsbie

the black white supremicist on chappelle's show.

This is the funniest sketch ever on tv.

"Sir, my message is simple. Niggers, Jews, Homosexuals, mexicans, a-rabs, and all different sorts of chinks stink! and i hate 'em."

by Chris A. December 28, 2004

clayson

a sexy male who gets all the ladies , he is perfect in every way possible but hates when bitches freak out

"did you see that guy over there with all those chicks?"

"yeah, he's such a clayson i wish i was him "

by theerector January 1, 2012

claymores

similar to grenades(ugly fat chicks) or land mines(skinny ugly chicks). these girls are cute from behind but once they turn around or you get to close them you notice there ugly and its too late.

She had a nice ass.. but when she turn around i couldn't say the same for her face..damn claymores got me again

by alejandro bueno August 23, 2010

Claytonism

An insult poorly masked by a compliment. A backhanded statement.

"Luke, ya know what you lack in looks, intelligence, personality, and charm you make up for with wit."- Claytonism

by Rev. Luke Husby May 30, 2006

claymaker

An American football term for the act of hitting the opposing quarterback so hard the he is either: A.) physically unable to return to the game. or B.)So terrified of being hit again that he is unwilling to return to the field.

Made popular by Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers.

Fan #1: Holy shit dude, did you just see how hard he just hit Jay Cutler, there are body parts everywhere?

Fan #2: Yea he's done, that was definitely a Claymaker.

by skgutt January 18, 2011

Claymonster

A resident of Claymon, DE. Usually has a chip on his/her shoulder, especially when it comes to being associated solely with crackwhores, welfare recipients, and other undesirables just because there are a few in his/her hometown. They are a rowdy bunch so approach with caution. When they tell people they're from Claymont it is typically followed by an "ooh, hmm" as if the person asking has just realized they should be a bit wary. The Claymonster likes that. Regardless of the stigma surrounding them, most become successful, upstanding citizens, but they'll still whoop your ass.

1. Me and my boys were getting a little mouthy until a group of claymonsters shut them for us.

2. So a claymonster, ooh, hmm?

3. Don't piss them off.....claymonsters.

4. A claymonster, huh boy? Turn around and put your hands on the hood and spread, 'em.

by Monty78 December 1, 2011