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claymaker 

An American football term for the act of hitting the opposing quarterback so hard the he is either: A.) physically unable to return to the game. or B.)So terrified of being hit again that he is unwilling to return to the field.

Made popular by Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers.
Fan #1: Holy shit dude, did you just see how hard he just hit Jay Cutler, there are body parts everywhere?

Fan #2: Yea he's done, that was definitely a Claymaker.
claymaker by skgutt January 18, 2011

Claymate 

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Clay Aiken.
Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.
This nutty Claymate is freaking out because I said "Clay who"?
Claymate by SharxsOctopus September 3, 2012

playmaker 

In sports, someone with the preternatural ability to influence the outcome of a game by making incredible plays
Every team needs a playmaker to turn to when the game is on the line.
playmaker by jbmonday September 4, 2003
Someone who has sex with a large number of sluts/whores.
Someone who only frequently dates sluts.
That girl is down to fuck, brian is such a slaymaker.
Slaymaker by Fuck M. Nasty May 23, 2008

claymander 

A different species of humanoid, most commonly found in a town called Clovis, these creatures are very sexy and wild they can grab things with their toes, and climb very well.
Crocodile hunter said “look there’s a wild claymander I’m gonna poke it with a stick”.
claymander by Toes tickler 98 March 17, 2018

Claymate 

a female fan of the singer Clay Aiken
My mom is a total Claymate!
Claymate by SpeakEasy November 30, 2003

playmaker 

1. Someone with exceptional ability in any particular area, and is able to perform at a high level with relative ease.

2. A very cool and/or likeable person.
1. Terrell Owens is a playmaker.

2. Your mother is definately a playmaker.
playmaker by Kredit April 11, 2004