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claymaker 

An American football term for the act of hitting the opposing quarterback so hard the he is either: A.) physically unable to return to the game. or B.)So terrified of being hit again that he is unwilling to return to the field.

Made popular by Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers.
Fan #1: Holy shit dude, did you just see how hard he just hit Jay Cutler, there are body parts everywhere?

Fan #2: Yea he's done, that was definitely a Claymaker.
claymaker by skgutt January 18, 2011

Claymate 

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Clay Aiken.
Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.
This nutty Claymate is freaking out because I said "Clay who"?
Claymate by SharxsOctopus September 3, 2012

playmaker 

In sports, someone with the preternatural ability to influence the outcome of a game by making incredible plays
Every team needs a playmaker to turn to when the game is on the line.
playmaker by jbmonday September 4, 2003
Someone who has sex with a large number of sluts/whores.
Someone who only frequently dates sluts.
That girl is down to fuck, brian is such a slaymaker.
Slaymaker by Fuck M. Nasty May 23, 2008

claymander 

A different species of humanoid, most commonly found in a town called Clovis, these creatures are very sexy and wild they can grab things with their toes, and climb very well.
Crocodile hunter said “look there’s a wild claymander I’m gonna poke it with a stick”.
claymander by Toes tickler 98 March 17, 2018

Claymate 

a female fan of the singer Clay Aiken
My mom is a total Claymate!
Claymate by SpeakEasy November 30, 2003

playmaker 

1. Someone with exceptional ability in any particular area, and is able to perform at a high level with relative ease.

2. A very cool and/or likeable person.
1. Terrell Owens is a playmaker.

2. Your mother is definately a playmaker.
playmaker by Kredit April 11, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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